Never ever take the king's bears. Oh my!
He can claim high cheekbones and a right to a traditional pet.
1 posted on
03/20/2022 7:34:04 AM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
“Never ever take the king’s bears. Oh my!”
Or the King’s Carrots.
2 posted on
03/20/2022 7:44:20 AM PDT by
BobL
(I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart, I just don't tell anyone.)
Where was their Cubmaster?

3 posted on
03/20/2022 7:45:03 AM PDT by
Rio
To: DUMBGRUNT
C’mon now, that is bearly a crime
4 posted on
03/20/2022 7:51:34 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: DUMBGRUNT
This is much ado about nothing. Cubs are much harder to tame if you wait until they are 5 weeks old before you risk your life taking them. They start to believe that the big furry thing they are sucking milk from is their mother and not you. So, your chances of getting them to do cute little tricks like riding bicycles, or dancing around while balancing a ball on their nose etc... is almost nil. And when they get big instead of Betty White feeding them snacks, Betty White is the snack.

6 posted on
03/20/2022 8:10:19 AM PDT by
fireman15
(Irritating people are the grit from which we fashion our pearl. I provide the grit. You're Welcome.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
10 posted on
03/20/2022 8:45:34 AM PDT by
Scarlett156
(What's causing that funny smell? Scientology going down in flames! )
To: DUMBGRUNT

The two tiny bear cubs are pictured after their recovery by California wildlife officers. They have since been released back into their native habitat.(California Department of Fish and Wildlife)
18 posted on
03/20/2022 9:59:56 AM PDT by
blam
To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me to be on or off . And ping me is you see articles of interest.
21 posted on
03/25/2022 6:42:12 AM PDT by
SJackson
(If I'm elected President ... we're going to cure cancer, Brandon, June 2019)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Never make fun of bald guys when you are around bears. It’s in The Bible.
23 posted on
03/25/2022 7:17:01 AM PDT by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
("Oh bother", said Pooh as he chambered his last round.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I remember in the 50’s some man lured a black bear into the trunk of his car with food. He then shut the trunk and drove off with the bear in his trunk.
When the bear finished his treat, he came through the back seat into the body of the car. The driver jumped out of the car and the car kept going.
The bear wasn’t injured. The car and ex-driver didn’t fare so well.
25 posted on
03/25/2022 7:19:07 AM PDT by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: DUMBGRUNT
These cretins care more about trafficking wildlife than they do about trafficked children and others in bondage to criminals.
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