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1 posted on 03/19/2022 1:21:43 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Trillian

I figured this had to be Babylon Bee.
Check this one out (wish I knew how to post it):
https://twitter.com/adamcarolla/status/1504952424477298688?s=20&t=OkWE-FxlMMQswPxOQm6VWA


2 posted on 03/19/2022 1:27:10 AM PDT by NetAddicted ( Just looking)
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To: Trillian

Why are they bustin her balls for this?


3 posted on 03/19/2022 1:34:35 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The road to tyranny is paved with compliance )
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To: Trillian

FTA:

“NCAA’s Head of Testicle Enforcement, Bob Huevos,”

Shouldn’t that have been, “Beto” Huevos?


4 posted on 03/19/2022 1:40:56 AM PDT by Does so (Americans had no desire for war between 1939 and 1941. Rheinland? Sometimes War Finds YOU!)
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To: Trillian

How did she acquire these testicles, as well as an enlarged Adam’s apple, a penis, and trillions of xy chromosomes? Probably off the black market.


6 posted on 03/19/2022 2:17:07 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (Democracy is two dead Democrats and a Republican voting who's brains are for dinner.)
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To: Trillian

testicle lockbox

A figurative device, in which a woman hold’s a man’s manhood, preventing him from acting as per his natural state. Implicit in this arrangement is that the woman has means of reprisal against the man, and should he misbehave, grave consequences await. Most commonly used to describe arrangements in spousal or significant-other relationships, but can also be used in other scenarios where a woman has power over a man, and he must accede to her demands or face consequences. Often abbreviated, just ‘TLB’, especially when used in polite company.

The word is only correctly used if the man feels emasculated as a result - it does not cover all situations where a woman has authority over a man. A female boss who just threatens to fire a guy would not have him in a testicle lockbox if he feels machismo because of it.

In the late 90’s, perhaps the genesis of the term, it was used to describe the arrangement Hillary Clinton had come to with Bill Clinton after the Monica Lewinsky scandal erupted.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=testicle%20lockbox


9 posted on 03/19/2022 2:55:40 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Trillian

The NCAA is not representative of woman’s sports. Look at the fact that they let a man, Lia Thomas compete against woman.


11 posted on 03/19/2022 4:16:46 AM PDT by maxwellsmart_agent
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To: Trillian

Huevos = Eggs..,


12 posted on 03/19/2022 4:30:01 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !)
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To: Trillian
I'm starting to get the feeling that William "Lia" Thomas is trolling everyone. He still has his pecker, he's still attracted to females, and I'm not even certain he's taking any hormones.

I think this is a big joke and I wouldn't be at all surprised if he identifies as a man again once his competitive swimming career is finished.


13 posted on 03/19/2022 4:37:28 AM PDT by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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To: Trillian
I knew it was the Bee, but I read it as though it was actual news, and then I realized it was.

I am so confused, it's no wonder the NCAA can't figure out that being born with external plumbing and massive amounts of testosterone, and growing to over six feet tall with a huge set of lungs, and more muscle mass that "it" might be a man.

There is no such thing as a trans, there are people that alter their bodies, have anal sex, remove their sex organs, change clothes but, in the end it is either XX or XY and it happens when the sperm fertilizes the egg {BTW sperm comes from men and eggs come from women} and once done, it is done.

You can be a demonRAT and kill the unborn baby, but no matter what, the gender of the baby has already been cast in chromosomes, and cannot be changed.

I do not care how people choose to have sex, that is between them and God, but I do care when they try to make me believe that Lia Thomas is a woman...NFW.

14 posted on 03/19/2022 4:50:27 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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To: Trillian

I like the Bee, but they’re going to have to do better than this is they want to keep up with the absurdities coming out the left.


15 posted on 03/19/2022 4:58:25 AM PDT by TwelveOfTwenty (Will whoever keeps asking if this country can get any more insane please stop?)
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I FEEL that I’m a multi-billionaire and demand that my bank recognize it! I also demand a special month be named in honor of my feeling, while requiring all non-billionaires to take training to identify and incorporate my status into their lives. If people don’t concur with my feelings, they shall be punished by a court of kangaroos and be mandated to attend the school of make-believe to remove the reality of fact.


17 posted on 03/19/2022 5:02:01 AM PDT by Brown Bag Special (Trust but VERIFY)
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To: Trillian

This is why I love The Bee


18 posted on 03/19/2022 5:48:30 AM PDT by Nifster (I’m see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: Trillian

This comes to an end when some savvy coach fields his schools men’s basketball team and calls it the women’s team. Right now there’s no rule against it.


19 posted on 03/19/2022 6:34:18 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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To: Trillian

The women in the locker room should pin him down and remove the offending parts.


23 posted on 03/19/2022 8:55:28 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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The nice thing about college athletes is, they only have four years of eligibility.


24 posted on 03/19/2022 10:05:29 AM PDT by lurk (u)
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Instead of Bob Huevos the guy should have been named Dick Huevos.


25 posted on 03/19/2022 11:32:52 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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