they need to seriously start culling the manatees. It is out of control and the manatees are RUINING all the other marine life as there is no where to lay eggs because the manatees ate all the grass!!! It’s pathetic.
Giant manatees trained to dine and bask in the discharge waters of a nuclear power plant.
Probably ok, but sounds funny.
I paid $1.99 for teeniest tiniest head of lettuce a few days ago. This is getting ridiculous. Now they’re giving it to manatees?
Why exactly are they feeding them? Manatees are essentially an evasive species in central Florida. If not for the power plant they would not be there in such quantities. They need culled and removed from the plant, not fed.
What does manatee taste like?
Does their blubber make any good oil? (like whale oil?)
IB4OTHM!
Oh, the Huge Manatee!
How many gallons of ranch?
“manatees that gather in the warm water discharge near a power plant on Florida’s east coast as they typically do during cold months. “
Where would they go without the FREE warm water? More Welfare Queens sucking up the free stuff.
Lots of folks go to Florida for the warm water. They don’t get free lettuce. Seems kinda unfair.
Shoot them and feed them to the homeless.
Feeding them lettuce? What choice of salad dressings and toppings do they offer the manatees?
So, we’re about to head into some serious food shortages, if forecasters are correct, and these people are feeding perfectly good lettuce to MANATEES???
Just another sign that we’re truly un-serious as a country.
Umm, I don’t think lettuce really has a lot of nutritional value...
Progressives have discovered a whole new class of welfare recipients.
I didn’t know lettuce grew underwater. Why are we feeding them food that God didn’t plan for? What could go wrong ?
I’m waiting for someone to say that this crisis was manufactured by the people who worked so hard to “save the manatees.” Now we have a problem of overpopulation.
Let them eat kale.
I’ve yet to see a thin manatee... Yet my grocery bill is staggering but 55 tons of lettuce for fat mammals.
What? No mention of global warming? They're going to have their "journalist's license" revoked.
The manatees love the warm water discharges of power plants.
There is a lake beside our local plant that had a healthy population of Tilapia and was warmed from the plant’s water discharge. When it was switched over from coal to natural gas all the Tilapia died.