all he gotta do is say he got lost when going to the airport- had to walk through the jungle- and didn’t realize they were in his clothes when he boarded=-
No, no, no, too many jokes here, not enough time.......LOL
Imagine Yosemite Sam sayin “ok varmint Hand over that horny toad you’re a hidn in your pants. I hates rabbits”.
He would have likely been more successful if he tried to smuggle crabs in. Many of our illegal alien invaders bring them in. 🙀
TSA always want to grope me for just the one big snake.
Is that 52 lizards in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I suspect Florida residency for some reason.
“...So I’m in the Border Patrol office, wanding this guy down, cause he was lookin kinda nervous, and then I start hearing belching noises, a long string of noises.. and the guy says; “Excuse Me Officer, I didn’t mean to burp. I just ate a bean burrito”.
I said, Oh, that’s okay, but only the ‘burping’ I”m hearing is not coming from your throat, it seems to be coming from the front of you, like below the belt, and from both sides all at once. Either you’re the best ventriloquist in the state of California, or you got some kind of critters in your pockets, now which is it?”
Customs official to the smuggler, Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Gives new meaning to ‘hornytoad’.
Ever seen a one eared elephant?
I hope Border Patrol did a cavity search.