Man attempts to smuggle 52 reptiles into the U.S. in his clothes

ktla ^ | Mar 8, 2022

[BenLurkin]

The man was driving a truck when he arrived at the San Ysidro border crossing with Mexico on Feb. 25 and was pulled out for additional inspection, U.S. Customs and Border Protection said in a statement.

Agents found 52 live reptiles tied up in small bags “which were concealed in the man’s jacket, pants pockets, and groin area,” the statement said.

Nine snakes and 43 horned lizards were seized. Some of the species are considered endangered, authorities said.

[21twelve]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
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Elephino?

[paint_your_wagon]

In Imitation of Chaucer

Women ben full of Ragerie,
Yet swinken not sans secresie.
Thilke Moral shall ye understond,
From Schoole-boy’s Tale of fayre Irelond:
Which to the Fennes hath him betake,
To filch the gray Ducke fro the Lake.
Right then, there passen by the Way
His Aunt, and eke her Daughters tway.
Ducke in his Trowses hath he hent,
Not to be spied of Ladies gent.
“But ho! our Nephew,” (crieth one)
“Ho!” quoth another, “Cozen John;”
And stoppen, and lough, and callen out, —
This sely Clerk full low doth lout:
They asken that, and talken this,
“Lo here is Coz, and here is Miss.”
But, as he glozeth with Speeches soote,
The Ducke sore tickleth his Erse-roote:
Fore-piece and buttons all-to-brest,
Forth thrust a white neck, and red crest.
“Te-he,” cry’d Ladies; Clerke nought spake:
Miss star’d; and gray Ducke crieth Quake.
“O Moder, Moder,” (quoth the daughter)
“Be thilke same thing Maids longer a’ter?
“Bette is to pyne on coals and chalke,
“Then trust on Mon, whose yerde can talke.”

[aces]

It’s the demons that cracked open the Japanese rock..

I mean horned lizards, come on..lol

[aces]

Lol, endless horned material, so I wrote a video about it, prog rock

https://rumble.com/vwd2iv-requiem-for-ukraine-and-the-world.html

[aces]

Awww nawww..thats funny!!!

[Bonemaker]

“...Is that a python in your pocket or are you glad to see me?...”

Mae West (sort of)

[Tudorfly]

Yours should win post of the day!

[lee martell]

Funny prose and good use of the dialect. Folklore as told to us by an elderly Leprechaun smoking a pipe.

[moovova]

I hope Border Patrol did a cavity search.