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Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman
The Babylon Bee ^
| Mar 7, 2022
| Babylon Bee Staff
Posted on 03/08/2022 8:54:49 AM PST by dayglored
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To: lee martell
I would not eat a piece of fruit from her either.
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posted on
03/08/2022 10:13:44 AM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Merry Christmas Illhan!)
To: blueunicorn6
Yes, you’re getting old!
It’s bad enough to think it but to go ahead and write it on a public forum?
LOL!
42
posted on
03/08/2022 10:18:39 AM PST
by
airborne
(Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! A 70's)
To: Sirius Lee
Oh yah, there’s a refrigerator there.
Didn’t notice ....
43
posted on
03/08/2022 10:19:35 AM PST
by
airborne
(Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! A 70's)
To: dayglored
If there is a naked woman in front of me, eating fruit is not high on the list of things I’m thinking about.
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posted on
03/08/2022 10:26:44 AM PST
by
TBP
(Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
To: airborne
I’m hoping others had an LOL, too.
45
posted on
03/08/2022 10:28:03 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: TBP
So you’re not thinking about MELONS?
46
posted on
03/08/2022 10:28:13 AM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Merry Christmas Illhan!)
To: dayglored
Not just ANY naked woman...
47
posted on
03/08/2022 10:59:39 AM PST
by
Sparticus
(Primary the Tuesday group!)
To: dayglored
Not one of their better entries.
48
posted on
03/08/2022 11:06:21 AM PST
by
JusPasenThru
(Prepare for the Rat false flag mass shooting diversion.)
To: dayglored
“Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.”
This was a funny story until this line - with it, it is now an absolute classic, definitely Top Ten material.
The funniest thing of all is that it is very close to the truth, including the part about women at the end.
49
posted on
03/08/2022 11:34:30 AM PST
by
Ancesthntr
(“The right to buy weapons is the right to be free.” ― A.E. Van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: Tommy Revolts
“100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.
Ouch.”
That’s not too far off - just look at some of the absolute scumbags that women fall for. That’s what makes for the best humor of all - the element of truth.
50
posted on
03/08/2022 11:36:19 AM PST
by
Ancesthntr
(“The right to buy weapons is the right to be free.” ― A.E. Van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: dayglored
The data on the study is inaccurate sir.
A follow up study showed that if the woman was Hillary, 100% of the men ran screaming to the nearest cliff to leap off.
To: dayglored
I'll likely get banned but ...
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posted on
03/08/2022 11:55:53 AM PST
by
Phlap
(REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
To: Phlap
Probably, and with good reason. It’s when her eyebrows go up.
53
posted on
03/08/2022 11:56:52 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
I laughed because I know it is true...even pomegranate rates with that delivery method.
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posted on
03/08/2022 12:08:44 PM PST
by
joma89
(Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
To: Phlap
If I had to guess, there are no less than 100 male FReepers glued to that GIF animation right now.
It's one of those that you just have to keep looking at... like one of those times it's gonna be a little different....
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posted on
03/08/2022 12:19:59 PM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: equaviator
Whoopie Goldberg?
Uhhhhhh.....
57
posted on
03/08/2022 1:09:37 PM PST
by
DAC21
To: dayglored
A guy is driving through the country when he sees a farm stand.
He parks his truck and goes in to find a beautiful girl wearing bib overalls and nothing underneath. Behind her a sign reads,
“Peaches 2 for $3”
“Blueberries $5 a pint”
“Hand jobs $10”
He asks her if she is the girl who gives the hand jobs. She smiles, winks and says, “Yes, I am.”
He says, “Great! Wash your hands and I’ll take a pint of berries.”
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posted on
03/08/2022 1:51:33 PM PST
by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
To: dayglored
That was pretty funny. Thanks
59
posted on
03/08/2022 2:23:34 PM PST
by
zeugma
(Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
To: DannyTN
Out of the box thinking. I like it.
60
posted on
03/08/2022 2:25:49 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(A Psalm in napalm...)
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