I would be the neighbor with house completely covered in iguanas. I would have to sweep iguanas off the driveway to get the car out. They would all have little name tags and sweaters for when it’s cold.
—” They would all have little name tags and sweaters for when it’s cold.”
Would you crochet or knit the little sweaters?
With so many scaly friends, repurposed socks or sweater sleeves might help speed the process?
Perhaps you could make iguana slickers outta iguana hide for them, unless thats too Ed Gein-ish??