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Polygamist weds triplets on same day — after they all propose to him
NY Post ^ | 2 Mar 2022 | Ben Cost

Posted on 03/03/2022 1:35:26 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT

The marital hat trick was set in motion after the husband-to-be met one of the triplets, Natalie, and quickly fell head over heels with her. However, things took a turn after he visited his budding soulmate and she introduced him to her twin sisters, Nadege and Natasha, who became equally smitten with their sibling’s new squeeze.

“My parents don’t understand what I’m doing,” lamented the polygamist, who went ahead with the bridal triple-header without their blessing. He added that they didn’t even attend the ceremony.

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To: DUMBGRUNT

What a dumbass.


21 posted on 03/03/2022 2:02:42 PM PST by Trillian
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To: DUMBGRUNT

A rare case of Polygamy that doesn’t cause multiple mother in law syndrome.


22 posted on 03/03/2022 2:05:20 PM PST by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
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To: qam1

I met a nurse from Africa - forget which crappy little country, but she was much younger than me and her grandfather had two wives. She said it was very common in that generation. In fact, wife #1 had picked out wife #2 for her husband because wife #1 could not get pregnant.


23 posted on 03/03/2022 2:08:17 PM PST by FalloutShelterGirl (Cool! I found my original screen name!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
What follows is a true story..

Had a Co-Worker who married a gal with two sisters. He was a rather weird duck and after 5 years was divorced..., then married one of his sister-in-laws..., a few years later, they divorced and he married the other former sister-in-law! Obviously that marriage ended in divorce as well! Seems that the sisters never believed what their older siblings told them about him (AWHHH, THAT CAN'T BE TRUE)!

BTW, he was always a hoot at a party or company event! He had quite a following of relatives and co-workers for years..., a LIVE SOAP OPERA FOR US!!

24 posted on 03/03/2022 2:12:25 PM PST by ExSES (the "bottomhttps://youtu.be/ycrqXJYf1SU-line")
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To: Boogieman

if you could afford to own 3 cars and you just bought 3 of the same model, in the same color?
= = =

Well, you would only have to buy one kind of air filter, oil filter, etc.


25 posted on 03/03/2022 2:13:15 PM PST by Scrambler Bob (My /s is more true than your /science (or you might mean /seance))
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To: All

And still, no one will make him a sandwich.


26 posted on 03/03/2022 2:19:08 PM PST by thegagline (Sic semper tyrannis )
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To: ExSES

I’m guessing his pheromones fit all of their (genetically similar) chemoreceptors. Chemistry is a necessary but insufficient requirement for long term marriage.


27 posted on 03/03/2022 2:21:28 PM PST by Valpal1 (Not even the police are safe from the police!!!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

What could go wrong. Polygamy is boring and political.


28 posted on 03/03/2022 2:24:57 PM PST by lurk (u)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

This tread is worthless without photos.


29 posted on 03/03/2022 2:27:01 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Covid Is All About Mail In Balloting)
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To: Valpal1
I’m guessing his pheromones fit all of their (genetically similar) chemoreceptors. Chemistry is a necessary but insufficient requirement for long term marriage.

Or..., they were all "A Little Off?"

30 posted on 03/03/2022 2:27:35 PM PST by ExSES (the "bottomhttps://youtu.be/ycrqXJYf1SU-line")
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Should be an interesting Thanksgiving.


31 posted on 03/03/2022 2:28:01 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: DUMBGRUNT
Chances are very good that the three women's "cycles" are already tightly synchronized, so they all get horny the same week, all get grumpy the next week, all get crampy the next week, and all get hungry the week after that.

I can't begin to imagine that horror show.

32 posted on 03/03/2022 2:34:37 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Did you hear about the guy who dumped his 40-year old wife for 20-year old twins?

Turns out he wasn’t wired for 220.


33 posted on 03/03/2022 2:36:03 PM PST by FarCenter
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To: ExSES

This is not the first set of sisters I’ve heard about chasing after the same guy. I knew a set of twin guys in high school that frequently chased after the the same girls. And brother sets that married sister sets. And mother/daughter sets marrying father/son sets.

There must be a genetically similar pheromone component because this is not a rare phenomenon.


34 posted on 03/03/2022 2:37:58 PM PST by Valpal1 (Not even the police are safe from the police!!!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT
The happy quadruplet...


35 posted on 03/03/2022 2:51:49 PM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: aquila48

Well at least he still only has one mother-in-law.


36 posted on 03/03/2022 2:52:27 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BenLurkin

Polygamy is self-punishing.

L


37 posted on 03/03/2022 2:58:26 PM PST by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: dayglored
--"Chances are very good that the three women's "cycles" are already tightly synchronized"

Pheromones!

And that is why I selected Cerberus as the keyword!

The three-headed hound of hell!

38 posted on 03/03/2022 2:58:32 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT ("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: Jamestown1630

“What sane man really wants to have to deal with more than one woman, especially if they’re sisters? His life is going to be hell in 3...2..”

Well, on the bright side....only one set of in-laws to deal with!


39 posted on 03/03/2022 3:15:29 PM PST by oldvirginian (So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?)
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To: Scrambler Bob

Only one dipstick though....


40 posted on 03/03/2022 3:30:10 PM PST by skepsel ("A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime", Mark Twain.)
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