(General just settles in with bunny slippers and poppers when his phone rings)
General, standing to attention: "President Biden? We've almost got all those patriot bastards gone, sir!"
neighbor: "Ha ha. No, this is Tom next door. Can you shed some light on something?"
General: "Um, sure." (frowns at a run in his hose) "Is this about my rainbow flag out front?"
Tom: "No, no, no! It's just that the wife was pruning her roses by our property line and found a dog collar attached to a chain running back to your yard."
General (knocks back wine spritzer): "And?"
Tom: "It was spiked and covered with slobber. Or something. Ruined my good grill tongs hurling it back over."
General: "Thanks, I guess." (checks toenail polish) "What was on your mind?"
Tom: "We thought it really odd knowing you don't own a dog..."
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I'm glad R. Lee's passed on so as not to see this fustercluck.
are they all going to take psychiatric classes too?
LOL - ARE YOU making fun of Austin and Milley?
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(General just settles in with bunny slippers and poppers when his phone rings)
General, standing to attention: “President Biden? We’ve almost got all those patriot bastards gone, sir!”
neighbor: “Ha ha. No, this is Tom next door. Can you shed some light on something?”
General: “Um, sure.” (frowns at a run in his hose) “Is this about my rainbow flag out front?”
Tom: “No, no, no! It’s just that the wife was pruning her roses by our property line and found a dog collar attached to a chain running back to your yard.”
General (knocks back wine spritzer): “And?”
Tom: “It was spiked and covered with slobber. Or something. Ruined my good grill tongs hurling it back over.”
General: “Thanks, I guess.” (checks toenail polish) “What was on your mind?”
Tom: “We thought it really odd knowing you don’t own a dog...”