[GOPJ]

LOL - ARE YOU making fun of Austin and Milley?

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(General just settles in with bunny slippers and poppers when his phone rings)

General, standing to attention: “President Biden? We’ve almost got all those patriot bastards gone, sir!”
neighbor: “Ha ha. No, this is Tom next door. Can you shed some light on something?”
General: “Um, sure.” (frowns at a run in his hose) “Is this about my rainbow flag out front?”
Tom: “No, no, no! It’s just that the wife was pruning her roses by our property line and found a dog collar attached to a chain running back to your yard.”
General (knocks back wine spritzer): “And?”
Tom: “It was spiked and covered with slobber. Or something. Ruined my good grill tongs hurling it back over.”
General: “Thanks, I guess.” (checks toenail polish) “What was on your mind?”
Tom: “We thought it really odd knowing you don’t own a dog...”

[MikelTackNailer]

Milley? Wasn't he supposed to be court-martialed for replacing combat readiness with tax-wasting, morale-killing stupidity designed to force real warriors out? He's not doing hard time in Leavenworth awaiting a rope for betraying the sitting president and then bragging about it?

At least tell me a competent patriot has replaced him as head of our Armed Forces while these foreign despots rattle sabers all around us.