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Revealed: The 10 classic novels bluffing Brits pretend they have read to impress their friends (even though 95 per cent of us think they are dull)
UK Daily Mail ^ | March 1, 2022 | Imogen Horton

Posted on 03/02/2022 9:20:32 AM PST by C19fan

They're the books we know we’re meant to have read – but which many of us are too daunted by to actually pick up and start.

That hasn’t stopped nearly half of Britons from pretending to have devoured classics in an attempt to impress others.

An overwhelming 95 per cent of people find reading older novels and plays hard work, a poll has found. However many said they bluff their literary knowledge to appear more intelligent.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Books/Literature
KEYWORDS: books; godsgravesglyphs; novels; unitedkingdom
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Top 10:

1:Tolstoy "War and Peace"

2:Shakespeare "Hamlet"

3:Melville "Mody Dick"

4:Emily Bronte "Wuthering Heights"

5:Orwell "Animal Farm"

6:Dickens "Bleak House"

7:Hugo "Les Miserables"

8:Hugo "Hunchback of Notre Dame"

9:Fitzgerald "The Great Gatsby"

10:Joyce "Ulysses"

1 posted on 03/02/2022 9:20:32 AM PST by C19fan
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To: C19fan

I’ve read all but Ulysses (which is on my ‘bucket’ reading list). I’m a bit of a book worm though...


2 posted on 03/02/2022 9:23:07 AM PST by shadowlands1960 ("...some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again... " CSL)
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To: C19fan

Just like Elaine on “Seinfeld” - I felt the same way about the movie “The English Patient.”

Everyone felt obliged to say how beautiful, romantic, engaging it was. I felt is was boring, saccharine shlock.


3 posted on 03/02/2022 9:23:43 AM PST by PGR88
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I thought “Ulysses” would be number one. It has the reputation of the most unread read novel in history. Perhaps people could not get through the work and gave up.
I read “War and Peace” last year. For me, it was a fast read. It helped a lot I have some knowledge of the Napoleonic Era and Russian culture.
“Wuthering Heights” is many things but boring it is not. I think most people read it based on the classic movie and are shocked at how violent and brutal the novel is.


4 posted on 03/02/2022 9:24:01 AM PST by C19fan
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To: PGR88

I watched “The English Patient”. It is a morally repugnant work.


5 posted on 03/02/2022 9:24:58 AM PST by C19fan
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To: C19fan

Hated it. Kept waiting for it to get better because it was supposed to be so awesome.


6 posted on 03/02/2022 9:25:59 AM PST by Let's Roll ("You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality" -- Ayn Rand)
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To: C19fan

Reading Fitzgerald’s “The Great Gatsby” is hardly daunting, its an easy read. Anyone of Joyce’s tomes should be at the top of the list because you’d have to be a masochist to want to wade through them, even though they are of significant literary importance.


7 posted on 03/02/2022 9:26:07 AM PST by jimwatx
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To: C19fan

I read War and Peace last year also. I was fascinated with his take on Napoleon...


8 posted on 03/02/2022 9:26:16 AM PST by shadowlands1960 ("...some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again... " CSL)
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To: C19fan
"The Great Gatsby" (Awful)

On the most loved and lasting impressions category I find all works by Hemmingway to be my favorites. In the cheap novel category, anything by Dean Koonz. Holds my attention, creeps me out, reinforces my fear of man, and allows me to ignore my wife when I choose to.

9 posted on 03/02/2022 9:27:04 AM PST by blackdog (# We Are Corn-Pop, turn off the news.)
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To: C19fan

I think Ulysses isn’t anywhere near #1 because there’s a fear of running into someone who actual read it. Joyceans start spouting off about “the ineluctable modality of the visible” and the bluffer is in trouble.


10 posted on 03/02/2022 9:28:04 AM PST by proust (All posts made under this handle are, for the intents and purposes of the author, considered satire.)
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To: C19fan
I find Orwell and Dickens pretty easy reading.

"Moby Dick" was a struggle, I'll grant you that.

I just can't get into Shakespeare at all.

Not on the list but "Infinite Jest" was a book I found very difficult to get into. In fact, I don't think I ever made it past the first 100 pages and I've attempted it more than once. The footnotes alone are longer than most other novels and I'm told they are vitally important in understanding the novel.

11 posted on 03/02/2022 9:28:30 AM PST by SamAdams76 (I am 29 days from outliving Robert Reed (the father of the Brady Bunch))
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On a list of unread novels by American authors, I’d include “Gravity’s Rainbow”, I tried but just couldn’t get all the way through it.


12 posted on 03/02/2022 9:28:42 AM PST by Roadrunner383 (;)
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I have read Hamlet, and Animal Farm.

I think I also read The Great Gatsby, but my aging memory is protecting me from remembering it.

Hamlet isn’t meant to be read - it is meant to be acted. Reading it silently is, indeed, boring, but the story is good. Don’t waste your time trying to psychoanalyze Hamlet though.

Animal Farm was sort of “anti-Communism for kids.” American kids might benefit from reading it, but it is kinda depressing.


13 posted on 03/02/2022 9:28:54 AM PST by Little Ray (Civilization runs on a narrow margin. What sustains it is not magic, but hard work. )
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To: C19fan
I’ve read all ten of those books, twice. No, it was three times.


14 posted on 03/02/2022 9:28:58 AM PST by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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2) Hamlet, might have had a little bit in High School.
3) Moby Dick, Read that in High School
7) Les Meserables, Saw the Play.
8) Hunchback, Saw the Disney version
9) Saw the movie

I’m half way to being an impressive Brit. LOL


15 posted on 03/02/2022 9:29:08 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: C19fan
I have read three, Moby Dick, 1984 and Animal Farm , the last two in High School.
16 posted on 03/02/2022 9:30:01 AM PST by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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To: C19fan

I think that’s like Libertarians who claim they’ve read all of Ayn Rand’s novels.


17 posted on 03/02/2022 9:30:22 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: blackdog

Gatsby is the most overrated American novel outside of any POC fiction.


18 posted on 03/02/2022 9:32:24 AM PST by proust (All posts made under this handle are, for the intents and purposes of the author, considered satire.)
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To: PGR88; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; Rebelbase

Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Just get the video.


19 posted on 03/02/2022 9:32:44 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: proust; SaveFerris

Diane:
How would you characterize “The Great Gatsby”?

Thornton Melon:
He was... uh... great!


20 posted on 03/02/2022 9:33:03 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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