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Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race (olympics)
Reuters ^ | 1-20-22 | Phillip O'Connor

Posted on 02/21/2022 5:21:36 AM PST by dynachrome

The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: finland; frozen; owwwww
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To: dynachrome

He could have used a battery powered hand warmer stuffed inside a sock, the sock surrounding his privates and secured by an elastic waistband under his clothing.

https://www.amazon.com/OCOOPA-Rechargeable-Portable-Arthritic-Sufferers/dp/B07JDCKRR9/ref=asc_df_B07JDCKRR9/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=309802514774&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13535518458075658015&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9003473&hvtargid=pla-574128802064&th=1


61 posted on 02/21/2022 8:36:39 AM PST by Wuli
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To: mjp

You’re too late. See the link at post 38.


62 posted on 02/21/2022 8:44:12 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Merry Christmas Illhan!)
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To: dynachrome

That’ll buff right out.


63 posted on 02/21/2022 9:24:40 AM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: EvilCapitalist

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.


64 posted on 02/21/2022 9:26:54 AM PST by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: Jonty30

Some woman volunteered to warm him up....


65 posted on 02/21/2022 10:37:51 AM PST by minnesota_bound (I need more hash brown patties! )
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To: JimRed

I have a pair of wool electric sox powered by two batteries.

Same concept could apply to bra/ jockstrap.


66 posted on 02/21/2022 10:39:01 PM PST by octex
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