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Investigators with TPD’s Hazardous Device Unit were called to the Tuscaloosa Federal Courthouse at 8:02 a.m. today after courthouse employees reported two suspicious packages found on the front steps.

Several officers responded, including motor officers who set up a perimeter around the building, blocking adjacent streets to vehicle and foot traffic.

The investigation revealed the boxes contained what we have identified as a delivery order containing a Taco and Burrito Cravings Pack from Taco Bell. It had been customized to include an assortment of regular and Doritos Locos tacos, along with four beefy five-layer burritos.

The roads were re-opened around 8:20 a.m. The tacos and burritos have been safely disposed of in the Dumpster behind TPD headquarters.

1 posted on 02/16/2022 3:16:01 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

The stupidity is amazing, don’t you love it.


2 posted on 02/16/2022 3:18:35 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood (https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3804407/posts?)
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To: nickcarraway

Suspiciously tasty!


4 posted on 02/16/2022 3:20:58 PM PST by ghost of nixon
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To: nickcarraway

Aw, man. Five layer burritos and other snacks.

Somewhere in Tuscaloosa, there is a really bummed out stoner.


7 posted on 02/16/2022 3:23:18 PM PST by Allegra
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To: nickcarraway

Hello 911? I'd like to report a suspicious package.

8 posted on 02/16/2022 3:23:51 PM PST by Flick Lives (The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer.)
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To: nickcarraway

This country is being ruled by fear.


10 posted on 02/16/2022 3:24:48 PM PST by Spok
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To: nickcarraway

Those bean burritos at Taco Bell pack quite a punch!


11 posted on 02/16/2022 3:25:18 PM PST by dowcaet
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To: nickcarraway

Well I hope they at least got to shoot a dog.


12 posted on 02/16/2022 3:25:22 PM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: nickcarraway

Taco Bell? Oh I’d still be suspicious if I were them. That stuff can put you on the pot for days.


14 posted on 02/16/2022 3:33:49 PM PST by Bullish (This is the most bloated and most inept govt in history.)
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To: nickcarraway

I only eat the bean burritos, no onions.


15 posted on 02/16/2022 3:37:15 PM PST by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: nickcarraway

Potential gas attack!


17 posted on 02/16/2022 3:45:18 PM PST by Mr. Rabbit
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To: nickcarraway

could still cause an explosion


18 posted on 02/16/2022 3:46:31 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: nickcarraway

That to-go package in the picture doesn’t look like the white bag with purple lettering that Taco Bell that I have seen in the past.


19 posted on 02/16/2022 3:46:40 PM PST by Bernard (Jeffrey Toobin may turn out to be the most ethical character at CNN because he only abused himself.)
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To: nickcarraway

Remember that guy who went to Taco Bell and then went to Home Depot?

True Story. The guy walks into the bathroom and tells everyone in the bathroom that they better leave because, He was fixin’ to blow the place up!”

The guy was just trying to be nice and warn everyone and people took him to literally. Home Depot was evacuated. Cops came. It was a mess.

Moral of the story? Know where you’re goin’ (literally) after making a run for the Taco Bell border!


23 posted on 02/16/2022 3:50:33 PM PST by Obadiah (Fauci is the golden calf of science.)
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To: nickcarraway

The good news is that Taco Bell products are not normally poisonous in small doses.


24 posted on 02/16/2022 4:15:15 PM PST by CommerceComet ("You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case, the government forgets the first." Rush Limbaugh )
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To: JLS; bamahead; EdReform; saleman; Southack; kosciusko51; Bryan24; blam; Jemian; alancarp; ...

Ping to the state list.

I have no further comment.


26 posted on 02/16/2022 5:06:15 PM PST by Jemian (War Eagle! It is great to be an Auburn Tiger.)
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Gonna pass, jokes about Taco bell making an explosion too easy 😡


27 posted on 02/16/2022 5:11:30 PM PST by dkGba
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Maybe they know something about the local taco bell....


29 posted on 02/16/2022 5:48:03 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: nickcarraway
I busted out laughing just reading the headline 🤣
30 posted on 02/16/2022 6:28:41 PM PST by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: nickcarraway

Well to be truthfull - I’m very explosive after eating Taco Bell so...


31 posted on 02/16/2022 6:36:03 PM PST by 1FreeAmerican
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The tacos and burritos have been safely disposed of in the Dumpster behind TPD headquarters.

A block of C4 would be more fun.

34 posted on 02/17/2022 5:45:48 AM PST by GingisK
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