Investigators with TPD’s Hazardous Device Unit were called to the Tuscaloosa Federal Courthouse at 8:02 a.m. today after courthouse employees reported two suspicious packages found on the front steps.
Several officers responded, including motor officers who set up a perimeter around the building, blocking adjacent streets to vehicle and foot traffic.
The investigation revealed the boxes contained what we have identified as a delivery order containing a Taco and Burrito Cravings Pack from Taco Bell. It had been customized to include an assortment of regular and Doritos Locos tacos, along with four beefy five-layer burritos.
The roads were re-opened around 8:20 a.m. The tacos and burritos have been safely disposed of in the Dumpster behind TPD headquarters.
The stupidity is amazing, don’t you love it.
Suspiciously tasty!
Aw, man. Five layer burritos and other snacks.
Somewhere in Tuscaloosa, there is a really bummed out stoner.
Hello 911? I'd like to report a suspicious package.
This country is being ruled by fear.
Those bean burritos at Taco Bell pack quite a punch!
Well I hope they at least got to shoot a dog.
Taco Bell? Oh I’d still be suspicious if I were them. That stuff can put you on the pot for days.
I only eat the bean burritos, no onions.
Potential gas attack!
could still cause an explosion
That to-go package in the picture doesn’t look like the white bag with purple lettering that Taco Bell that I have seen in the past.
Remember that guy who went to Taco Bell and then went to Home Depot?
True Story. The guy walks into the bathroom and tells everyone in the bathroom that they better leave because, He was fixin’ to blow the place up!”
The guy was just trying to be nice and warn everyone and people took him to literally. Home Depot was evacuated. Cops came. It was a mess.
Moral of the story? Know where you’re goin’ (literally) after making a run for the Taco Bell border!
The good news is that Taco Bell products are not normally poisonous in small doses.
Ping to the state list.
I have no further comment.
Gonna pass, jokes about Taco bell making an explosion too easy 😡
Maybe they know something about the local taco bell....
Well to be truthfull - I’m very explosive after eating Taco Bell so...
A block of C4 would be more fun.