Posted on 02/13/2022 12:58:23 PM PST by mylife
The US Consumer Product Safety Commission is my favorite federal agency. Not only do they serve a purpose explicitly designed to help normal people by holding businesses accountable for shoddy products, they also post some dank-ass memes. I may even go as far as to argue that the USCPSC's social media manager, Joe Galbo, is one of our greatest living American heroes (seriously, I could not recommend the interview at that link more highly).
Case-in-point: to mark the occasion of National Pizza Day, the USCPSC reminded its followers that nearly three-thousand people were so severely injured in pizza-related incidences in 2020 that they had to go to the emergency room.
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(Excerpt) Read more at boingboing.net ...
All we are saying is, Give Pizza a chance!
If only ONE life could be saved...
Lol! Love this!
We need a Federal deep-dish pizza ban. Nobody *needs* deep-dish pizza.
jeeze I was just gonna go get a sausage and pepperoni, now I’m kinda skeered...
lasagne in a butter crust...
This usually means the pizza delivery person was mugged.
We’re all patients incubated and coded COVID 19?
I love pizza because I like to live dangerously! lol. Seriously, you can scare your lips eating really hot pizza!
When I had gall bladder issues 30 years back, only food item I could eat without nausea was pizza!
Right???!!!
Deep dish is a casserole, not pizza. Period.
I went to the site linked in your OP.
In that article, that org also assures us that “birds are real”.
Now I’m freaked out. What is it about birds they don’t want us to know?
most likely :(
“Nearly 3,000 Americans went to the ER because of pizza”
Surprised it’s that low, considering the extent of the Lincoln Project.
see? God loves you.
Hey, ask the gubermint...
“Made with 100% Real Cheese”...means only that there is some real cheese in it.
There is always some fake, man-made sh!t in it too. In many cases over 50%. That’s why commercial pizzas clog up your innards so severely.
Round Table, Dominoes, Little Caesar...all of them use this trick...shamelessly.
The only good pizza is the one you make at home. And it still costs over $25 for a large.
So pretty much do not make or deliver pizzas. Only eat them. I’m good with that.
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