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1 posted on 02/11/2022 11:54:18 AM PST by Trillian

To: handy old one; Conservative4Life; doubled; FrogHawk

Friday Silliness ping

2 posted on 02/11/2022 11:54:58 AM PST by Trillian

Why is the price of squid so high?

3 posted on 02/11/2022 11:56:40 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (Democracy is two dead Democrats and a Republican voting who's brains are for dinner.)

Rush-us, rush-uh, rush-uh:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4037513/posts

Chip disruptions. Lays mostly affected. Super bowl in danger of lack of chips?

4 posted on 02/11/2022 12:00:47 PM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)

5 posted on 02/11/2022 12:13:11 PM PST by real saxophonist (Wolf Blitzer claps on 1 and 3.)

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher..
He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown dr*gs.”
The rancher says, “Okay , but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.”
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.
“See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? “
The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher’s big Santa Gertrudis Bull...
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored before he reaches safety.
The officer is clearly terrified.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...
“Your badge... Show him your badge!”

6 posted on 02/11/2022 12:15:28 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)

9 posted on 02/11/2022 12:21:03 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)

11 posted on 02/11/2022 12:23:56 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)

I went on a blind date last night. It didn’t start out as a blind date, but, dang it, she had mace!

18 posted on 02/11/2022 12:40:16 PM PST by CFIIIMEIATP737

19 posted on 02/11/2022 12:41:37 PM PST by real saxophonist (Wolf Blitzer claps on 1 and 3.)

I found him right away!

21 posted on 02/11/2022 12:45:07 PM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )

29 posted on 02/11/2022 2:31:20 PM PST by Trillian

31 posted on 02/11/2022 2:33:08 PM PST by 4Liberty (Remember when government paved the roads and trained the army – instead of lying and oppressing?)

35 posted on 02/11/2022 2:48:14 PM PST by 4Liberty (Remember when government paved the roads and trained the army – instead of lying and oppressing?)

43 posted on 02/11/2022 3:13:57 PM PST by 4Liberty (Remember when government paved the roads and trained the army – instead of lying and oppressing?)

|I see Biden there in the middle.....................

48 posted on 02/14/2022 5:06:40 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)

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