Gotta send this story to Gary Larsen.
Karenasaurus was first to go extinct when she kept screaming “MASK UP!” to the T-Rexes.
Is there a vaxx?? A booster??!
Is it lupus??
Spewing fire is a sign of really, really, bad breath caused by a respiratory infection.
WARNING: A liberal amount of “likely” and “suggests” in this article leading to an absolute headline declaration.
Pinggg!.............
Fantastic, something they can recreate in the lab. The new pandemic. Dino-flu.
I’m so confused! I thought this was the Bee...
Dinovid, it’s coming for YOU!
The News Continues:
In a related story, Dr. Anthony Fauci has obtained samples of the Dinovirus CoronaVirus and Peter Daszak of the EcoHealth Alliance is transporting them to the virology lab in Wuhan, China for safekeeping. Dr. Fauci commented, these pose no threat to humans if they are fully vaxxed and boosted and are wearing three masks. For now.
Cretaceousvirus 19. They didn’t wear masks so…
“First evidence” as in title should be “possible” evidence. I don’t think there is a known non respiratory dinosaur skeleton we can compare Dolly with. Detailed contemporaneous autopsy reports on dead dinosaurs are very rare, if not impossible.