Stop! Here Are 10 Dangerous Unapproved COVID Treatments You Should Avoid

The Babylon Bee ^ | The Babylon Bee

[MountainDad]

Babylon Bee always makes my day!

[madison10]

BB: Tiptoeing to the very precipice of truth.

Scary.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Also avoid direct eye contact with anyone. Always walk with your head down, cowed. Wear at least 2 masks at a time, day and night, and in the shower. No sugary food or drinks, or in fact anything that tastes good. Stay in the darkest rooms possible, and watch reruns of The View. All this will help to bore your COVID to death.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

And, most importantly, DO NOT EAT OATS or OATMEAL because horses eat that stuff. And you are NOT a horse.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

If you DO venture out and go to a restaurant, put your mask on immediately when you enter through the door. You can take it off three seconds later when you sit at your table. Have fun for 90 minutes yukking it up maskless with friends and family, drinking and eating.

BUT, when you leave the restaurant, but sure to put the mask back on for the three second walk to the door.

You can’t be too careful and you must look out for the health and safety of others around you. Never forget, “We are all in this together.”

[Telepathic Intruder]

I’ve seen people eating by taking off the mask for each bite. Imagine what that does to the inside of your formerly sanitary mask? The things are bacteria traps never intended for constant use, and have probably already killed lots of people that you don’t hear about.

[goodnesswins]

I REFUSE to put on a mask when I leave a restaurant....what’re they going to do..chase me out the door?

[Nifster]

Heretic

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I refuse both going in and going out. The idea of putting that thing on for 3 to 5 seconds is just absurd.

[SkyDancer]

Love the BB! The only sane news service.

[posterchild]

I like to eat raw oatmeal. I expect that it is a gateway to apple flavored ivermectin.

[CJ Wolf]

Yes. The should set it up like a slide show and make you click on the next slide. Surround it with ads. Each time you click.

[Huskrrrr]

Love that Bee.

[A strike]

“Imagine what this does to the inside of your formerly sanitary mask?”

Doesn’t matter, those people are terminally brain diseased.

[UNGN]

Anyone seen Fauci lately?

[Tell It Right]

And don’t say “Frau Blucher” because horses might whinny!

[goodnesswins]

Well...I do it FOR the business owners...that way They can say “they tried”...

[refermech]

I like raw oats with raisins and cranberries. Doesn’t even need sugar.

[ConjunctionJunction]

Have you tried raw oats with apples?

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