Also avoid direct eye contact with anyone. Always walk with your head down, cowed. Wear at least 2 masks at a time, day and night, and in the shower. No sugary food or drinks, or in fact anything that tastes good. Stay in the darkest rooms possible, and watch reruns of The View. All this will help to bore your COVID to death.
If you DO venture out and go to a restaurant, put your mask on immediately when you enter through the door. You can take it off three seconds later when you sit at your table. Have fun for 90 minutes yukking it up maskless with friends and family, drinking and eating.
BUT, when you leave the restaurant, but sure to put the mask back on for the three second walk to the door.
You can’t be too careful and you must look out for the health and safety of others around you. Never forget, “We are all in this together.”