Hearne: The Story Behind Nancy Pelosi’s ‘Teeth Sucking”

KC Confidential ^ | 2/8/19 | Hearne Christopher Jr.

[JoanSmith]

“Makes me wonder if dishonesty affects a person’s health.”

Absolutely! Jesus was always healing people and telling them their sins are forgiven. The Holy Spirit is not present, or at least not on our side, when we lie.

[1Old Pro]

Or, poorly fitting dentures.

Maybe she could spend some of her 100 million and get a good dentist.

[Fai Mao]

I met several very wealthy people who are cheapskates.

[clearcarbon]

"As for all that teeth sucking and like angst, 'I try not to watch her mouth,” Sutherland says. 'It could be a nervous habit – I don’t know.'"

[high info voter]

It’s simply what happens when you get your Preparation-H and your Polident mixed up!

[MortMan]

Her false teeth are really a flask?

[StAnDeliver]

Botox removes the ability to do normal things like process everyday tear duct ejecta by involuntary blinking, and if enough botox 'leaks', the exact same deficient body process can result in saliva pooling, thus the obsessive teeth sucking to draw the saliva into the throat.

And as an astute Freeper pointed out upthread, alcoholism results in inflamed, hot, puffy gums, especially in women. Apparently Nanzi crunches ice too.

[StAnDeliver]

Of course, it's not all botox...

[OldWarBaby]

Close-—I’ve long call it chewing her own face—hard to figger and even harder to do.

[SlipperySlope99]

That and she’s 80 years old. You can be 80 years be and of clear mind while still being productive, but it’s not going to happen when you booze it up and take meds.

[Bonemaker]

She'll be 82 next month.

[Sequoyah101]

It is what old neurotic women do.

I have seen it many times before.

They also suck on their dentures.

It must take half the day to get nutty nancy made up for her appearances.

[griswold3]

I suspected she had Parkinson’s.
Btw, Who does her eyebrows? Good Lord, please fix it!

[twister881]

A three-year old article? C’mon man!

[nascarnation]

Leftys with Platinum healthcare tend to live a long time.
Combine that with Italian female genes and don’t be surprised if she makes it to triple digits.

[Joe Squid]

You sure? Think Medusa! :-)

[MayflowerMadam]

I was on a jury once and the judge had dentures. When he was bored, he’d literally pop them in and out of his mouth with his tongue or something. Also, he was a jerk.

[rollo tomasi]

Pelosi’s habit is purely physiological, not psychological.

The chick is so used to performing fellatio on different male members in high authority, so much so in the democrat ranks of her youth, that the monumental BJs she had to partake in positioned herself into the calculated angle of procuring a Congressional district to dupe/shooting fish in a barrel, with an idiotic electorate who are more conditioned to respond to infantile policies than Pavlov's dog when it comes to emotional/shallow talking points.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Just read the Pit and the Pendulum.

[1Old Pro]

A three-year old article? C’mon man!

It's a new theory based on an old observation, C'mon man!