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4D Chess: Truckers Loot Nike Stores, Burn Some Cop Cars So GoFundMe Will Reinstate Them
The Babylon Bee ^ | February 5th, 2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/07/2022 12:03:05 PM PST by BBQToadRibs2

OTTAWA—Truckers taking part in the Freedom Convoy have had their GoFundMe page reinstated after employing a clever tactic: burning cop cars, trashing minority neighborhoods, and looting Nike Stores to trick GoFundMe into allowing them back on the platform.

Smart!

"Er -- racial justice or whatever, eh?!" shouted one trucker disguised in a bandana, holding a fist of justice into the air. "We're fightin' for them, you know, them black folks and what-not, I tell you what, eh?

"All cops must die!" he added, before quickly adding, "Sorry."

After seeing the police cars burning throughout Ottawa, the smoke rising from black and brown neighborhoods around the city, and thousands of truckers running off with appropriated Nike boxes and Gucci bags, GoFundMe relented and allowed them to continue raising funds.

"We hadn't realized these truckers were actually noble activists on the right side of history," said GoFundMe spokesperson Mel Samurott. "We've immediately reinstated their account once we saw them punching cops, throwing bricks at conservative journalists, and kicking pregnant ladies."

"We apologize for the error."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 02/07/2022 12:03:05 PM PST by BBQToadRibs2
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To: BBQToadRibs2

Works for BLM...


2 posted on 02/07/2022 12:06:14 PM PST by LIConFem (Read up on Russia's Oct, 1917 Revolution... And prepare.)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4035810/posts


3 posted on 02/07/2022 12:08:08 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (The best things in life aren't things.)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

I just tried to post this on Facebook and got this message...

“Your message couldn’t be sent because it includes content that other people on Facebook have reported as abusive.”


4 posted on 02/07/2022 12:10:59 PM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

Trudeau-Castro would come out of hiding and talk to them if they did that.


5 posted on 02/07/2022 12:13:24 PM PST by euram
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