I made some gumbo with only sausage and okra. It wasn’t bad. It wasn’t good. It was just meaty okra.
Well, now I have a legit hero astronaut to emulate.
A woman went to the doctor’s office. Where she was seen by one of the new doctors ...
... but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “ What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant? “
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “ Does she still have the hiccups?”
Not sure whether to read this as good or bad. 1/3 want a better gig? Or 2/3 just wanna get down?
A cop knocked on my door last night and asked where I was between 5 and 6. I said Kindergarten.
Mark Kelly arranged for a vacuum-packed gorilla suit to be on board, but it was for his brother Scott, and Scott was the one who put it on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0lpiXAHuyA
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I already told the punch line. LOL
Someone wasn’t doing their job. The weight to be thrown into space is very tightly controlled .... probably was known but ignorred.
The Flat Earth Society held its annual surfing championship in Antarctica this weekend.
Eight contestants fell off the edge and were lost.
(PS: I cannot take credit for this. Unfortunately, I do not remember where I saw it. If anyone knows the original source please give them the appropriate citation.)