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Vanity: Biden's doing such a great job of eradicating Covid, he's now going to cure cancer

Posted on 02/02/2022 12:29:43 PM PST by Jim Robinson

Just heard Brandon on TV saying he's now going to cure cancer.

After that he'll move mountains and stop the seas from rising.

Then heal the sick, raise the dead and make little girls go out of their heads. Oh, he's the one.

(I just threw that last part in for good measure.)


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KEYWORDS: biden; cancer; covid
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1 posted on 02/02/2022 12:29:43 PM PST by Jim Robinson
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For all our sake’s, just please no!


2 posted on 02/02/2022 12:31:33 PM PST by Sparticus (Primary the Tuesday group!)
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To: Jim Robinson

Well I’m smiling.


3 posted on 02/02/2022 12:32:10 PM PST by Fishtalk
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I know, how crazy. He mentioned how he and Obama were working on a “moonshot” for curing cancer. No mention on what progress they made during the Obama years, and how he will supposedly pick up where they left off during the Obama years.


4 posted on 02/02/2022 12:34:30 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego
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...well, since he gave everybody cancer with the experimental mRNA vaccine now it’s only proper to cure everyone.

Quarterly mRNA cancer booster shots anyone?


5 posted on 02/02/2022 12:36:21 PM PST by READINABLUESTATE ( ‘When tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty.’)
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To: Jim Robinson

Unfortunately millions will eat this right up.


6 posted on 02/02/2022 12:36:43 PM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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Good thing. Because the clot shots seem to lead to more cancers.


7 posted on 02/02/2022 12:37:12 PM PST by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Jim Robinson

Of course, the exact opposite has a much greater chance of being true.


8 posted on 02/02/2022 12:39:05 PM PST by Track9 (Agamemnon came home to a HRC type party. )
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However....
“Americans have missed more than 9.5 million cancer screenings as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic.” USA Today, 2/2/22

Brandon will have to ask Fauci for a new master plan to be a “game changer.”

Maybe give a new shot to make healthy people sick and a booster to get them well again. All while under masked lockdown. (I’d better not give them the idea.)


9 posted on 02/02/2022 12:39:09 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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He must have signed a new lucrative contract with big pharma, now that the Covid house of cards is collapsing.


10 posted on 02/02/2022 12:40:21 PM PST by granite (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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Easy. Develop a vaccine, by hook or by crook, make it harmful, ineffective and with unknown long term side effects.
Make it mandatory, forcefully prohibit any and all alternatives and smear all opposing voices as "misinformation".

11 posted on 02/02/2022 12:41:50 PM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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Love Johnny Rivers :D


12 posted on 02/02/2022 12:42:50 PM PST by Wilum (Never loaded a nuke I didn't like)
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I’d like Biden to get rid of my cellulite.


13 posted on 02/02/2022 12:43:39 PM PST by hoe_cake
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Already survived cancer, 14 years ago. I want him to make my hair grow back on top of my head, like his did.


14 posted on 02/02/2022 12:48:31 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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I’d like Biden to get rid of my cellulite.

LOL

And can a cure for male beer belly be far behind?

Imagine the constituency he'll win over.

15 posted on 02/02/2022 12:49:04 PM PST by frank ballenger (You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
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To: Wilum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRS8FzSuLR8


16 posted on 02/02/2022 12:51:18 PM PST by Autonomous User (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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I think they should work on VD for Slick Willie’s sake.


17 posted on 02/02/2022 12:51:27 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Ugh. I didn’t see him speak, but wondered if this harkened back to his VP days. I vaguely recall Obama putting Biden in charge of the cancer moonshot thing — which, when you put it together with what he said about Biden’s incompetence*, tells us all we need to know about how much Obama really cared about cancer patients.

Seriously, dementia is a cruel disease in all its forms and I would never make fun of a dementia patient. But when one is made** POTUS, it’s not only cruel to the dementia patient who makes a fool out of himself***, it’s cruel to the whole country ... and the rest of the free world. Heaven help us all! Please!

*Minus the profanity, something to the effect Biden messed up everything he touched. I sure our fellow FReepers can supply the actual quote. I simply can’t remember it at the moment.

**Notice I did not say “elected”!

***Not that he didn’t frequently do that before he got dementia.


18 posted on 02/02/2022 12:51:51 PM PST by CatHerd (Whoever said "All's fair in love and war" probably never participated in either.)
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Sorry Jim, couldn’t help it.


19 posted on 02/02/2022 12:52:41 PM PST by datura (Eventually, the Lord and the Truth will win.)
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Well, death certainly slows cancer’s progress.


20 posted on 02/02/2022 12:52:51 PM PST by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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