I actually like that first one so much I bought the T-shirt from LibertarianCountry.com:
I live in Ithaca NY ("The City of Evil"), arguably the most "progressive" small city in the country, and I can't wait until summer to wear it downtown and trigger all the liberals.
20 posted on 01/30/2022 9:34:12 PM PST by dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")