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I Tested And Ranked The 7 "Most Popular" Frozen Pizzas, And I'll Just Say It — There's One Brand You Couldn't Pay Me To Eat Again If you need me, I'll be eating cold leftover pizza for the next...IDK, year.
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Posted on 01/30/2022 3:41:13 AM PST by mylife

I have distinct and incredibly fond memories of eating frozen pizza as a kid. It was generally an "every now and then treat." And then, WHAM. College happened, and suddenly frozen pizza went from "cute tradition" to "literal lifestyle." I know I'm not the only one here. And the number of brands out there?! Staggering.

Now that I'm a grown adult who actually cooks for a living, I'm usually too busy cooking up something not pizza-related...but TBH, I live for a frozen pizza every now and then. That said, the number of choices out there is overwhelming. Have I ever bought the same pizza twice? Truly unsure. Gotta try 'em all, right?

Common Standards:

• DiGiorno – Rising Crust Original Pepperoni

• Freschetta – Naturally Rising Crust Pepperoni

• Newman's Own – Uncured Pepperoni

• Tony's – Pepperoni

• Red Baron – Brick Oven Crust Pepperoni

House Brands:

• Trader Joe's – Wood Fired Naples Style Uncured Pepperoni

• Whole Foods 365 – Rising Crust Uncured Pepperoni

THE EXPERIMENT In order to be 100% fair here, I knew I had to do a blind taste-test. Bless my very, very willing partner for cooking up seven entire pizzas over the course of a day, and bless the fact that we'll have re-frozen frozen pizza for the next...IDK, year. (Side note: If you're reading this and we're friends, come over for pizza.)

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: 1isdigiorno; 7iswholefoods
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To: mylife

I like a crispy crust. Had Digorno last night. I always back it an extra 5 minutes to get the crust just right.


21 posted on 01/30/2022 4:03:34 AM PST by EBH (Hold My Beer. 1776-2021 May God Save Us.)
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22 posted on 01/30/2022 4:04:36 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

I was surprised how good the Freshetta pizza was....but I doctor them all up no matter which brand I get.

I also like California Pizza since the crust is thin. But all in all homemade pizza will always take first place in my book.


23 posted on 01/30/2022 4:04:36 AM PST by caww ( )
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To: caww

all in all homemade pizza will always take first place in my book.

Yessir


24 posted on 01/30/2022 4:07:01 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

DiGiorno, 3 meat, stuffed crust, for frozen pizza, top award in our house.

My father’s pizza from a Chef Boyardee pizza kit will always be my favorite non-frozen pizza.


25 posted on 01/30/2022 4:08:07 AM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: caww

Still all swill, only suitable for undistinguished teenager pallets. :)


26 posted on 01/30/2022 4:08:35 AM PST by BiglyCommentary
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To: mylife
That's why I moved to the thin crust style on DiGiorno. The rising crust was just too doughy.

Cooking it my way also lets the crust get harder on the bottom so the pizza won't droop in my hands, while leaving the toppings side still moist.

At first I thought I'd try to recreate the inside of a pizza oven, with the pizza on a stone up high near the top burner. I never really cooked it this way, though. Instead, the pizza setting has the rack at the bottom, so the stone gets very hot and crisps the bottom of the crust without over-cooking the toppings.

-PJ

27 posted on 01/30/2022 4:08:36 AM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: BiglyCommentary

Aldies has a pretty good pizza....good price too.


28 posted on 01/30/2022 4:08:46 AM PST by caww ( )
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To: skr

I remember the Chef Boyardee pizza kit :)


29 posted on 01/30/2022 4:09:26 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: Political Junkie Too

hint: veg under cheese, meat on top...


30 posted on 01/30/2022 4:11:29 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

5 AM Sunday and I Don’t have a Frozen Pizza in the
House,,,
“Food King” here I come!


31 posted on 01/30/2022 4:11:45 AM PST by Big Red Badger (Make His Paths Straight!)
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To: BiglyCommentary

I have four pizza places within three blocks of where I live and even more at 6 blocks. Best of all is one owned by Italian family from the old country. Oh my gosh are their Pizza’s fabulous. A little more pricey but well worth it...definately a meal and they don’t spare the toppings either.


32 posted on 01/30/2022 4:11:58 AM PST by caww ( )
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To: Big Red Badger

LOL!!!


33 posted on 01/30/2022 4:13:22 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

Surprisingly, the “Sam’s Best” (at Walmart) thin crust meat lovers and the supreme are delicious frozen pizzas, and at $4.98 each, an awesome deal. (Careful not to over-bake. I don’t leave in my 30-year old oven as long as the instructions indicate.)


34 posted on 01/30/2022 4:13:38 AM PST by nfldgirl
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To: caww

got a winner .5 mi away, all the pizza is good around here, hell, they have perogi pizza, gyro pizza...


35 posted on 01/30/2022 4:16:39 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: caww

“Best of all is one owned by Italian family from the old country”

Yup, grew up eating NY pie. Eating that oily thin crust section in the middle is like doing hits of the best drug.


36 posted on 01/30/2022 4:17:34 AM PST by BiglyCommentary
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To: nfldgirl

the writer says get a thermometer, oven temps are wildly off.


37 posted on 01/30/2022 4:18:00 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: mylife

Motor City Pizza isn’t bad. It’s a kind of pan pizza. I like the crust.


38 posted on 01/30/2022 4:18:40 AM PST by virgil (The evil that men do lives after them )
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Now where de heck can I find me a breakfast burrito around heya??


39 posted on 01/30/2022 4:20:33 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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To: virgil

never had Detroit pizza


40 posted on 01/30/2022 4:21:20 AM PST by mylife (France? what can you say? How do you rule a land with 246 kinds of cheese?)
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