Clive Jones, 66, who lives in Chaddesden, Derby, has been donating his sperm from his van for nearly ten years and says he has another nine children currently on the way.
1 posted on
01/26/2022 11:59:43 PM PST by
Trillian
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To: Trillian
On the next episode of Dirty Jobs,
2 posted on
01/27/2022 12:15:23 AM PST by
Raycpa
To: Trillian
Just wait until he i sued for child support.
To: Trillian
I myself am now facing retirement.
Was thinking of taking up bowling.
Now...?
(And should I inform the missus about my new little "pastime?")
Regards,
5 posted on
01/27/2022 12:42:29 AM PST by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: Trillian
6 posted on
01/27/2022 1:04:00 AM PST by
.44 Special
(Taimid Buacharch )
To: Trillian
I’m loping my mule just for you
I can’t sleep a wink that is true
I’m choking and I’m spanking
It’s really quite a view
Loping my mule just for you!
To: Trillian
'world's most prolific sperm donor' has claimed to have fathered 129 children Oh, c'mon, there are guys in the 'hood' with more children than that.
To: Trillian
Clives Jones, 66, of Derby, ---> claims <--- to have fathered 129 children as a sperm donor.
I can see him BS'ing his buddies in the pub about this, and Kate Dennett overhearing it, and a newspaper story is born.
From his van...
To: Trillian
More Jones’s for adding to phone books everywhere!
10 posted on
01/27/2022 1:55:10 AM PST by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Trillian
“You end up in a van down by the river!” -Chris Farley
11 posted on
01/27/2022 2:08:14 AM PST by
MDLION
(J"Trust in the Lord with all your heart" -Proverbs 3:)
To: Trillian
Does his van have tinkly music too? The cream man is commin!
12 posted on
01/27/2022 3:11:45 AM PST by
Adder
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To: Trillian
Yeah that’s not creepy at all... 😳
13 posted on
01/27/2022 3:12:55 AM PST by
SaveFerris
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To: Trillian
16 posted on
01/27/2022 3:29:58 AM PST by
newfreep
(“Leftism, under all of its brand names, is a severe, violent & evil mental disorder.”)
To: Trillian
“...has been donating his sperm from his van...”
Does he also give out FREE CANDY from that same van in his off-hours? :P
19 posted on
01/27/2022 4:15:02 AM PST by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: Trillian
Everyone should have a hobby I guess.
21 posted on
01/27/2022 4:43:43 AM PST by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Trillian
Don’t brag too much, that can be LOTS of child support..
22 posted on
01/27/2022 4:51:49 AM PST by
jughandle
(Big words anger me, keep talking. )
To: Trillian
“Mr. Jones, you have some lovely daughters” !
23 posted on
01/27/2022 5:06:16 AM PST by
Baldwin77
(Democrats CANNOT win without violence and/or cheating)
To: Trillian
A life well lived. He’s left his mark. /S
You have to wonder what false advertising is used by the sperm bank that gets his jizz selected.
To: Trillian
"Clive Jones...has been donating his sperm from his van for nearly ten years..." "Here ya go kiddies..."
"And here's a special one for your Mom."
25 posted on
01/27/2022 5:42:56 AM PST by
moovova
To: Trillian
Thanks for solidifying my lack of faith in humanity.
26 posted on
01/27/2022 5:47:56 AM PST by
Delta 21
(It started as a virus, and mutated into an IQ test.)
To: Trillian
He looks talk and thin, hence the appeal but I thought women would opt for a sperm donor with a full head of hair. Just saying.
28 posted on
01/27/2022 5:54:18 AM PST by
Freedom_Is_Not_Free
(America -- July 4, 1776 to November 3, 2020 -- R.I.P.)
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