[ransomnote]

PING

[SMARTY]

Again?

[Steely Tom]

Fun with definitions.

[Secret Agent Man]

Ministry of Truth updated the definition for the 10th edition

[Secret Agent Man]

Natural Immunity

Seems like they are trying to get that scientific term erased from everyone’s memory

[Jane Long]

Oh, good!

I was recently told, by my own REAL doc, that I am up to date on my REAL vax’s.

[Red Badger]

“It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
― George Orwell, 1984

[adorno]

The CDC will soon update their term for immunized to mean, dead and can’t contract any diseases anymore.

[Hazwaste]

Great, no longer vaxxed. But teaming with antibodies from having Omigod. Now if I could just suck out the junk that they shot me with last January, much to my regret.

[Sirius Lee]

Had the 'cron. Not even as bad as the common cold. Why on earth would you get a booster that doesn't even affect the 'cron - hell, Pfizer says it won't have the 'cron shot out for months, by which time the 'cron will be ancient history.

The CDC is run by absolute morons, and its cult-like followers are a special kind of stupid.

[paulcissa]

Is there a discount for the subscription service? You know, like Jab of the Month Club?

[rightwingcrazy]

“I don’t know what you mean by ‘glory,’ “ Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. “Of course you don’t—till I tell you. I meant ‘there’s a nice knock-down argument for you!’”
“But ‘glory’ doesn’t mean ‘a nice knock-down argument’,” Alice objected.
“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”

[dartuser]

My non-compliance is up to date.

[Mopp4]

Walensky said: “What we are really working to do is pivot our language......

Hey lady, pivot on this........

[joshua c]

vaxx salesman says we need more vaxx

[gracefullyparanoid]

Oh Boy!!! Another shot of the same stuff that didn’t work the previous two times. That will help! (/sarc)

[PistolPaknMama]

people who are “up to date”

Ah ha, positioning themselves for indefinite jabs. 'If you did not get the booster released on [XX date] you are not up to date.'

[eyeamok]

FU$K OFF AND DIE, I am Fully Immune without your blood clot, Heart Attack inducing shot. One can only hope these Fascits suffer from Lead Poisoning in the near future.

[SkyDancer]

Probably after your 20th booster shot.

[READINABLUESTATE]

Must have the the booster that admittedly does nothing against the Omicron variant.