Posted on 01/23/2022 11:37:46 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
A “one-of-a-kind” house has hit the real estate market in Illinois for $1.17 million. While some might marvel at its elegant finishes and custom mill-work, one popular social media page is taking aim at one specific bedroom and asking the question everyone is thinking:
Is that a...tree?
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Disturbing
Interesting not hard to remove it you do not want it.
Maybe Clark Griswold was the decorator.
That is the cats’ room.
Um, has anybody asked, “What happens as the tree continues to grow? It will eventually break through the framing and joists?”
—”Interesting not hard to remove it you do not want it.”
But perhaps the prospective buyer has a pet monkey or an opossum or something arboreal?
It’s a nice neighborhood.
Yes, they either had cats or monkeys.
Or the branches are there for some kinky thing I never heard of.
I like it! Perfect spot for a hammock to read in or just enjoy the view from.
—”Maybe Clark Griswold was the decorator.”
And Cousin Eddie was helping on some of the details?
Why does the closet have metal bars? Maybe one of the previous owners was a werewolf.
—”Or the branches are there for some kinky thing I never heard of.”
Not the infamous Chinese basket?
I never heard of it; asking for a friend.
Maybe its a religious symbol.
Branch Davidians ?
—”Why does the closet have metal bars?”
In this instance, I see a panel door with shadows???
That said could be bars.
I saw what you did there! ;-)
Were you, by chance, in the Navy?
—”Branch Davidians ?”
Would you believe a source of branch water for a digestif?
A tree in the bedroom brings for pillow talk when you
are alone.... “I Talk To The Trees”
Paint Your Wagon sung by Clint Eastwood)
House in Texas was built with a tree in the
living room, tall enough to penetrate the ceiling.
House in Vieques with a multi-ton boulder remaining
in the living room, still standing as Nature intended.
Have visited both, however, not duly impressed.
You’d have to check the sewer drain on that one.
—”Were you, by chance, in the Navy?”
No, but it is common knowledge that Sailors all have a one-track mind.
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