It’s in caps so I don’t believe it
One should not assume $86,400 dollars each day, more like $360. You can live, but you can’t buy very much with this kind of money.
Was the original email actually readable because it had more than one paragraph?
Asking for a friend
The Bear Bryant this is BS. I wonder why the people who post ancient memes like this feel compelled to “add” a celebrity name to it. Not saying you did that, poodle. But it focuses the reader on the wrong thing.
Tough crowd...
The Magic Bank Account
Imagine that you had won the Following *PRIZE* in a contest: Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400 in your private account for your use.
However, this prize has Rules:
The set of Rules:
1. Everything that you didn't spend during each day would be taken away from you.What would you personally do?
2. You may not simply transfer money into some other account.
3. You may only spend It.
4. Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens your account with another $86,400 for that day.
5. The bank can end the game without warning; at any time, it can say, Game Over!" It can close the account and you will not receive a new one.
You would buy anything and everything you wanted right? Not only for yourself, but for all the people you love and care for. Even for people you don't know, because you couldn't possibly spend it all on yourself, right?
You would try to spend every penny, and use it all, because you knew it would be replenished in the morning, right?
ACTUALLY, This GAME is REAL... Shocked ??? YES! Each of us is already a winner of this *PRIZE*. We just can't seem to see it.
The PRIZE is *TIME*
1. Each morning we awaken to receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of Life.So, what will YOU do with your 86,400 seconds?
2. And when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is not credited to us.
3. What we haven't used up that day is forever lost.
4. Yesterday is forever gone.
5. Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your account at any time WITHOUT WARNING...
Those seconds are worth so much More than the same amount in dollars. Think about it and remember to enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than You think.
So take care of yourself, be happy, love deeply and enjoy life!
Here's wishing you a wonderful and beautiful day. Start spending.... "DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT GROWING OLD...!" SOME PEOPLE DON'T GET THE PRIVILEGE!
One very good way to make the most of your waking hours is to STOP WATCHING TV. Limit your time spent on the internet as well. That will reward you with a whole bunch of hours right there. (Sorry about all the Karens trying to fix your paragraphs for you.)
Thank you for the daily geezer email.
I smell so much better now.
This is a great example of abject stupidity. First the person who sent it didn’t actually write it and the person who reads it and thinks that everyone in the world is going to read it but instead of emailing it to another friend they put it on Facebook and Free Republic. I don’t care if they post it to Facebook.
Why do you do this? You know better than this, yet you insist on posting a wall of text again and again and again. Seriously, what’s wrong with you?
Use the money to buy physical gold.🤔