Old Term/Word —-New Term/Word
What use to Mean —- Now Means
Quack —-Doctor
Masks are useless —-Masks protect
Lying our asses off —-Pivot our language
Experimental drug —-Vaccine
Snake oil —-Booster
Re-education Camp —-School
Medical choice —-Mandate
Buggered —-Foucied
Whore —-Harris
Eunuch —-Republican
Cuckold —-Republican leader
Dictator —-Democrat
FUBAR —-Supply Chain disruption
Useless as a . . . —-Republican State majority
Communism —-Build Back Better
Voodoo —-Science
Emotional sociopath —-Karen
Demented —-President
Smells like rotten fish —-Pelosi
Dumber than a rock —-Woke
Male or Female —-Gender fluid
Garbage dump —-Media
Gestapo —-FBI
Stupid twit —-AOC
Death (any cause) —-Covid death
Oligarchic dictatorship —-U.S.A.
Insane —-Aussie
Free State —-Florida
To serve and protect —-Constitutional carry
Vindictive SOBs —-Cancel culture
Fully vaccinated —-Shots till you clot
Euthanasia facility —-Hospital
GDP —-Big Pharma revenues
Child abuser —-Teacher
Indoctrinator —-Professor
Virtue —-Privilege
Theft —-Equity
Racist —-Progressive
Plantation politics —-CRT
CDC Director Walensky Says The CDC Is Changing From “Fully Vaxxed” To “Up To Date,” Meaning You’ll Have To Get Boosted To Remain “Fully Vaxxed”!
So, in order to avoid saying you need a booster to be fully vaxxed, the CDC is choosing to do an Orwellian language swap.
They are no longer using the term “fully vaccinated” because the definition could differ depending on how many jabs you’ve gotten and your eligibility. So now the term is “up to date.”
This means, if you have just gotten your second shot, you are up to date. That is until you are eligible for a booster. Then you are no longer up to date. In that case you must get a third shot to be fully vaccinated. And if you are eligible for a second booster, you HAVE TO GET IT, or else you aren’t uP tO dAtE.
And so on, and so forth, ad infinitum.
If the term is giving you trouble, just change the definition.
I’m sure the dictionaries and Google searches won’t be far behind on this language shift.
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