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Police: Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, some of them missing
Yahoo News ^ | Fri, January 21, | Yahoo News

Posted on 01/21/2022 6:31:04 PM PST by Trillian

DANVILLE, Pa. (AP) — A truck carrying about 100 monkeys was involved in a crash Friday in Pennsylvania, state police said as authorities searched for at least three of the monkeys that appeared to have escaped the vehicle.

The truck carrying the animals crashed with a dump truck in the afternoon in Montour County, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Andrea Pelachick told the Daily Item.

The truck had been on its way to a lab, Pelachick said.

Authorities have asked residents who might see the monkeys to call state police at 570-524-2662.

It was unclear if any people or animals were injured in the crash.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News
KEYWORDS: danville; lab; labanimals; monkeys; montourcounty; pennsylvania; primates; sasquatch; simian
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To: Trillian

“Where’s Caesar? Anybody find him yet?”


81 posted on 01/21/2022 9:39:05 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Trillian

I once had three spider monkeys escape at the zoo. They climbed to the top of a tall tree on the grounds. Two of us spread a blanket on the ground and sat down to a feast of bananas, apples and oranges. When we began eating, the monkeys poked their heads out and came scampering down the trees. They ran towards us, with those long arms awkwardly flailing around.

We let them feast with us, then led them by the hand back to their home.


82 posted on 01/21/2022 9:48:49 PM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: gitmo

That’s a cool story :)


83 posted on 01/21/2022 9:53:15 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Trillian

Monkeys are smart. They’ll stick together and survive somehow.
I hope they aren’t lab animals infected with some horrible disease. I like animals better than people and hate this kind of experimentation.


84 posted on 01/21/2022 9:58:37 PM PST by Veto! (Political Correctness offends me)
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To: bleach

And they’re far more intelligent than human illegals who all vote Dem.


85 posted on 01/21/2022 10:00:30 PM PST by Veto! (Political Correctness offends me)
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To: gitmo

So sweet.

You couldn’t catch me that way cuz I hate bananas. But then, I haven’t escaped recently.


86 posted on 01/21/2022 10:02:25 PM PST by Veto! (Political Correctness offends me)
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To: Trillian

I hope none of those lab monkeys are named Caesar.


87 posted on 01/21/2022 10:53:18 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: higgmeister

I know Caesar was an ape but ...


88 posted on 01/21/2022 10:54:06 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: Trillian

Oh man. Talk about a “Far Side’’ comic come to life.


89 posted on 01/21/2022 11:14:54 PM PST by jmacusa (America.Founded by geniuses. Now governed by idiots. )
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To: Rebelbase
Awfully cold to be a loose monkey in PA tonight.

That was my first thought as well, then I read the article. Hypothermia would likely be a better fate than what they were intended for.

90 posted on 01/21/2022 11:30:38 PM PST by .30Carbine
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To: .30Carbine

Especially if they were Rhesus monkeys!


91 posted on 01/22/2022 12:55:00 AM PST by Does so (Americans had no desire for war between 1939 and 1941. Rheinland? Sometimes...War Finds YOU!)
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To: Craftmore

I certainly hope not...


92 posted on 01/22/2022 1:23:13 AM PST by mad_as_he$$
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To: Trillian

It’s 14 in Franklin TN right now
I’m sorry for monkeys outside in PA tonite

Could die for sure ....

Monkeys...even marmosets have a fairly high sentient level


93 posted on 01/22/2022 1:26:21 AM PST by wardaddy (1-20-21 if ever a day needed a reckoning settled with blood....I'm with Bannon)
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To: Trillian

Just heard that 90 monkeys escaped and are in the loose.

Wait, now it’s 900.


94 posted on 01/22/2022 1:57:10 AM PST by Fury
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-10427547/Japans-Monkey-Queen-lose-title-amid-mating-season-experts-say.html


95 posted on 01/22/2022 2:09:05 AM PST by Covenantor (We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Trillian
I found one of them looking for the restroom in a Detroit hotel lobby.


96 posted on 01/22/2022 3:28:38 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: SaveFerris

I probably shouldn’t admit it in this type of “manly” forum...but I’ve got a 100-song Monkees “Music Box Collection”. 😁


97 posted on 01/22/2022 5:40:08 AM PST by moovova
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To: Trillian
Monkey update from Upstate NY, with pics...

Truck transporting 100 monkeys crashes in Central PA, 4 monkeys on the loose PENNSYLVANIA NEWS Editor’s Note: “This story has been updated to include information regarding the ongoing search for the animals.”

98 posted on 01/22/2022 5:41:33 AM PST by mewzilla (Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
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To: Rebelbase
Awfully cold to be a loose monkey in PA tonight.

Yeah, tropical animals don't always do well when it's zero to -10 degrees.

99 posted on 01/22/2022 5:43:57 AM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: Trillian

To make matters worse, the escaped monkees had typewriters.


100 posted on 01/22/2022 5:47:07 AM PST by PTBAA
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