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Police: Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, some of them missing
Yahoo News ^
| Fri, January 21,
| Yahoo News
Posted on 01/21/2022 6:31:04 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Trillian
“Where’s Caesar? Anybody find him yet?”
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posted on
01/21/2022 9:39:05 PM PST
by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: Trillian
I once had three spider monkeys escape at the zoo. They climbed to the top of a tall tree on the grounds. Two of us spread a blanket on the ground and sat down to a feast of bananas, apples and oranges. When we began eating, the monkeys poked their heads out and came scampering down the trees. They ran towards us, with those long arms awkwardly flailing around.
We let them feast with us, then led them by the hand back to their home.
82
posted on
01/21/2022 9:48:49 PM PST
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: gitmo
83
posted on
01/21/2022 9:53:15 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: Trillian
Monkeys are smart. They’ll stick together and survive somehow.
I hope they aren’t lab animals infected with some horrible disease. I like animals better than people and hate this kind of experimentation.
84
posted on
01/21/2022 9:58:37 PM PST
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness offends me)
To: bleach
And they’re far more intelligent than human illegals who all vote Dem.
85
posted on
01/21/2022 10:00:30 PM PST
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness offends me)
To: gitmo
So sweet.
You couldn’t catch me that way cuz I hate bananas. But then, I haven’t escaped recently.
86
posted on
01/21/2022 10:02:25 PM PST
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness offends me)
To: Trillian
I hope none of those lab monkeys are named Caesar.
87
posted on
01/21/2022 10:53:18 PM PST
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: higgmeister
I know Caesar was an ape but ...
88
posted on
01/21/2022 10:54:06 PM PST
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: Trillian
Oh man. Talk about a “Far Side’’ comic come to life.
89
posted on
01/21/2022 11:14:54 PM PST
by
jmacusa
(America.Founded by geniuses. Now governed by idiots. )
To: Rebelbase
Awfully cold to be a loose monkey in PA tonight.That was my first thought as well, then I read the article. Hypothermia would likely be a better fate than what they were intended for.
To: .30Carbine
Especially if they were Rhesus monkeys!
91
posted on
01/22/2022 12:55:00 AM PST
by
Does so
(Americans had no desire for war between 1939 and 1941. Rheinland? Sometimes...War Finds YOU!)
To: Craftmore
To: Trillian
It’s 14 in Franklin TN right now
I’m sorry for monkeys outside in PA tonite
Could die for sure ....
Monkeys...even marmosets have a fairly high sentient level
93
posted on
01/22/2022 1:26:21 AM PST
by
wardaddy
(1-20-21 if ever a day needed a reckoning settled with blood....I'm with Bannon)
To: Trillian
Just heard that 90 monkeys escaped and are in the loose.
Wait, now it’s 900.
94
posted on
01/22/2022 1:57:10 AM PST
by
Fury
95
posted on
01/22/2022 2:09:05 AM PST
by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
To: Trillian
I found one of them looking for the restroom in a Detroit hotel lobby.
96
posted on
01/22/2022 3:28:38 AM PST
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: SaveFerris
I probably shouldn’t admit it in this type of “manly” forum...but I’ve got a 100-song Monkees “Music Box Collection”. 😁
97
posted on
01/22/2022 5:40:08 AM PST
by
moovova
To: Trillian
98
posted on
01/22/2022 5:41:33 AM PST
by
mewzilla
(Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
To: Rebelbase
Awfully cold to be a loose monkey in PA tonight. Yeah, tropical animals don't always do well when it's zero to -10 degrees.
99
posted on
01/22/2022 5:43:57 AM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
To: Trillian
To make matters worse, the escaped monkees had typewriters.
100
posted on
01/22/2022 5:47:07 AM PST
by
PTBAA
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