No, Coach Mora, I'm not kidding you, there's even a playoff game on Monday for the first time ever! Some interesting matchups, including a suprise last hurrah for Big Ben. How about that, Coach Omar? 
(insert Ron Paul "it's happening" gif)
Now with the Black Monday report, here's Belly Button Chick.
"Nagy and Pace are out in Chi. The axeman finally catches up to Mike Zimmer in MIN, their GM is also shown the door. Vic Fango is out in Denver, Joe Judge ****canned in New York. And in a suprise, the Dolphins part ways with Brian Flores."
Pace got it too? Sweet! I was worried they'd promote him.
"I can't believe Ginny Hallas dumped me, I still love you, Ginny!!!"
"OMG, Brian Flores? Are you kidding me, he's only 1 game under .500 with a crap team, Racissss raciss RACISSSSSS!!!!!"
"Actually it's because I'm a diva, what is raciss though is Impy using the Omar Epps picture me as well, I'm way more jacked than half of your precious Chicago Bears, let alone Mike Tomlin."
So Coach, you have an interview set up with the Bears, what would be your plans for the team?
"I'd start with you, Imp, is that powered sugar on your pants? Give me 50 situps."
"Meanwhile, I'm holding an open bar for Charger's fans, actually we have a nurse here to hookup the vodka to an IV."