“I figured I’d get to the gates of Hell, and then the Devil jumps out, “AAAAAAAAH!.....’Oh wait, you were married.....Oh well, there’s nothing new here for you...I’ll give you the nickel-tour anyway....see that? That’s where we torment the soul, Oooooh!.....Hey you didn’t see any single guys coming this way, I can scare the s___ out of them...Oh wait, you were married twice? Want a job? That makes you eligible for the Job Program here in Hell.’” - Sam Kinison
George Burns?........................