President Jojo will bid on the female underwear.
I did not know that Norway had a draft for their armed forces.
To: dynachrome
You can have them back. Just know the next recruits?
Will likely go Commando.
I know I would.
2 posted on
01/08/2022 6:55:10 PM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(I love my country. It's my government that I hate.)
To: dynachrome
3 posted on
01/08/2022 7:02:16 PM PST by
CatHerd
(And we are are on earth a little space, That we may learn to bear the beams of love - William Blake)
To: dynachrome
4 posted on
01/08/2022 7:03:14 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: dynachrome
Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2:
Phase 3: Profit!
6 posted on
01/08/2022 7:05:42 PM PST by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dynachrome
I see England, I see France,
I see conscripts’ underpants.
Conscript: “What next? First the dictator demands all underwear be worn on the outside and now they want the underwear back. Too stressful.”
7 posted on
01/08/2022 7:12:36 PM PST by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: dynachrome
Maybe instead of recycling underwear, Norway could consider switching from Folgers to store brand coffee at federal facilities?
I don’t know, just a thought.
To: dynachrome
Could be worse. In WW1, the Austro-Hungarian Army was so short of uniforms that it disinterred the corpses of men killed early in the war so that the uniforms could be reclaimed and reissued.
11 posted on
01/08/2022 7:27:29 PM PST by
Pilsner
To: dynachrome
My Dad'S WWII Army joke:
Grizzled Sgt says "Awright, you Dogfaces!
This comes from the top!
The General ordered us to change underwear, every week.
So Davis, you change with Smith.
Jones, you change with Gabes..."🤣
12 posted on
01/08/2022 7:31:06 PM PST by
Eagles6
(Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
To: dynachrome
“Compulsory enrollment and induction into the military service.
Conscription is commonly known as the draft, but the concepts are not exactly the same.
Conscription is the compulsory induction of individuals into the Armed Services, whereas the draft is the procedure by which individuals are chosen for conscription.” Free Dictionary
Conscription is not a draft, and is common in several Euro countries.
15 posted on
01/08/2022 7:40:52 PM PST by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
Norwegians who only enlisted for the underwear are going to be upset.
21 posted on
01/08/2022 8:09:12 PM PST by
DannyTN
To: dynachrome
cause of the coof... WTF???
22 posted on
01/08/2022 8:10:18 PM PST by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: dynachrome
Funny, there's another thread tonight about a possible shortage of pet food. It seems like the supply chain is having problems everywhere. Good thing we have Joe, Kammy and Petey in charge of things in the USA.
BY the ye, is Petey back from maternity leave yet?
23 posted on
01/08/2022 8:34:08 PM PST by
Bernard
(If a school can offer varsity sports, it should also offer varsity (honors) academics.)
To: dynachrome
I’ll be brief in my remarks.
To: dynachrome
25 posted on
01/08/2022 9:19:01 PM PST by
kanawa
((Securing the 2022/2024 elections is of paramount importance.))
To: dynachrome
It looks like Norway is taking it in the shorts.
Sorry.
27 posted on
01/09/2022 5:34:08 AM PST by
LS
("Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually" (Hendrix) )
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