Do me a favor. Take this thread to your Senior Software Engineer and ask him or her what they think. Maybe you’ll learn something.
I can tell you what they think:
that guy excepts Uber to have godlike knowledge of all their restaurants, doesn’t comprehend random failure, and goes out of his way to make his own life difficult. He’d call it “another UHG”, they’re a company that refuses to upgrade no matter how many bug fixes (and every bug they ever encounter is a massive end of the world) are in the newer versions. They make their life more difficult and blame everybody else.