"Hey hey, what's with the delay?" 
Well since Thursday night football has concluded for the season I thought why not be lazy and not post the thread till Friday? Who are you supposed to be now again?
"I don't remember, you haven't used me since like week 3, some Afgani guy named Jafar or something I think."
"Yarrr and you've not used me a single time this year, and poor Pepe LePew starved to death cause Pom Pom girl forgot to feed him, yarrrrg."
"I didn't forget, I just ate it all myself, I love French food!"
"Actually mon Cher, Cartoons cannot die, what I have suffered is actually a far worse fate as have not eaten in over 300 days and what's even more terrible is I've just learned I was cut from LeBron James' Space Jam."
"Yeah, you got Metooed. At least they didn't have you get arrested for rape and then mysteriously hang yourself in your cell cause you knew too much about Bugs Bunny."
"That actually sounds much more interesting than Space Jam 2."
What is this, the island of misfit toys? We have some very important guests to interview!
"What, like Nick Foles, who you were gonna have represented by 2 actual baby horses?"
Shut up! I was not gonna do that, for one thing his name is spelled differently than the horses.
"You were gonna use horses? We're insulted!"
Who the heck are you guys?
"We ain't the Who, we're 'Foals' an English rock band from Oxford, formed in 2005."
Sorry, never heard of you.
"Well, we know as much about ourselves as Wikipedia does, ask us anything."
Are there alternate universes where you're extremely popular and would you like to read my script for a 'Sliders' reboot?
"Yes, in at least 20% of the universes where Eric Stolz played Marty McFly we're one the best known bands in the world, it's an odd correlation, I'll admit."
Ok, you guys totally convinced me you're cool enough to play Nick Foles, so how did if feel to get under center again and get the Bears off the schneid?
"Umm, well it was great, we, I mean I, Nick Foles....I'm sorry, Foles is the goalkeeper right?
"Doesn't anyone want to talk about me? The CDC is recommending a new treatment that has me shaking in my boots."
"Happy New Year Everybody!!!"
