Posted on 12/29/2021 4:19:30 PM PST by BenLurkin
Where is Bullwinkle when you need him?
Good story.
A large rat trap baited with peanut butter and a gum drop will work wonders.
They didn’t test for rabies?
The UK has eradicated rabies but I should think they would test anyway.
Screw it. Faced with a choice of 80mph cars and inattentive drivers, or the evil, demonic, attack squirrel of death...I’ll take my chances with the freeway. Every time.
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Well.... a few years ago, I was on the freeway doing about 80 in one of the center lanes with fairly busy traffic and all of a sudden realized that an angry wasp had somehow gotten snagged by the sliver of an opening on the sleeve of my Joe Rocket jacket..... and in a matter of a few seconds was treating all areas of my left armpit as any lone warrior with a spear would when beset by an enemy coming at him from all directions.
Needless to say, it was quite ‘exciting’... the thought crossed my mind when navigating to the shoulder that although I had never known serious reactions before, multiple stings just might give me some sort of anaphylaxis reaction. Trust me, that shoulder couldn’t get there fast enough.... it must have been a sight to behold with the bike coming screeching to a halt, getting it on the kickstand and my jacket and shirt ripped off all in one motion....
That’s one nasty looking wound.
Sure they got shots for tetanus, but what about rabies?
I sure hope they tested the critter for that.
They need to call Clark W. Griswold.
Shoot it. Problem solved.
I know someone at a campground in NYS who had the same thing happen. It chewed up a lot of wood around the window.
I don’t recall well, but think that someone saw him in the window and got the key for the cottage and opened it up to let it out.
That’s because they are not likely to survive an attack by a rabid animal.
A classic!
Apparently there’s no rabies in the UK.
It has been posted on FR before...it is a Creeper classic story.
It has been posted on FR before...it is a Freeper classic story.
It looks a bit like a hybrid. Unusual coloring for an Eastern gray squirrel.
They should have put a tiny camera on it and sent it to Iran as a spy...the Iranians are terrified of CIA spy squirrels.
I guess you can’t have a pellet gun in the UK.
EXCELLENT!
I got just the cat for you. She’s the same size and attacks our other cats twice her weight. God help that squirrel.
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