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2021 Men of the Year: The Brothers Cuomo
freebeacon ^ | December 27, 2021

Posted on 12/27/2021 8:34:07 PM PST by MarvinStinson

Real men have each other's backs. This is especially true in situations where nasty women have misjudged their assertive charisma as "harassment" or "assault." This bond, which is particularly strong among the male scions of powerful men, should be celebrated rather than condemned. Accordingly, we are proud to honor the brothers Cuomo as Free Beacon Men of the Year.

No pair of siblings was treated more unfairly in 2021 than Andrew and Chris Cuomo. This is not to say the Cuomos are perfect men who aren't deserving of public scorn. Far from it. As governor of New York, the elder Cuomo, aka "the Butcher of Albany," presided over the mass slaughter of senior citizens by flooding the state's nursing homes with COVID-19 patients. As host of Cuomo Prime Time on CNN, the younger sibling was a relentless propagandist for self-righteous liberalism.

But that's not why Andrew was forced to resign as governor. Chris wasn’t fired by CNN for being an obnoxious lib. No, they were both punished for the crime of being principled men in a society that is increasingly hostile toward principled masculinity. When all those opportunistic hussies started "accusing" Andrew of "harassing" them with witty jokes and weird hugs, what was Chris supposed to do about it? Disown his brother for being a legit player? That would have been hypocritical, because Chris is also a legit player who hustles and respects the game.

The former CNN host and 2020 Free Beacon Man of the Year—for berating some dork on a bicycle who tried to shame him for not wearing a mask—did the honorable thing. He started digging up dirt on Andrew's "accusers." He took part in strategy sessions with longtime Democratic strategist Lis Smith, and refused to cover the so-called scandal on his primetime show. Such is the bond of brotherhood.

We might object to their policy preferences, but we can't fault the brothers Cuomo for "getting their perv on" every now and again. That's what real men do, because they know their fellow men, and especially their brothers, will be there for them when the going gets tough, and the attention seekers start to whine about being hit on at a party or whatever.

For proving that terrible human beings can still be admirable men, congratulations, Cuomo brothers, you are Washington Free Beacon men of the year.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: cuomo

1 posted on 12/27/2021 8:34:07 PM PST by MarvinStinson
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On a positive note, Chris Cuomo’s enlarged covid test nasal swab made especially for Andrew is in the process of being converted to a custom, Chinese style anal covid testing test swab designed especially for Andrew and Chris, courtesy of Chairman Xi. It's fitting that Covid gets to do to Andrew and Chris what they have been doing to us for the 6 years or so.
2 posted on 12/27/2021 8:44:50 PM PST by rdcbn1
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To: MarvinStinson

Funny...


3 posted on 12/27/2021 8:49:31 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: MarvinStinson
Seriously, these brothers were way cooler.........


4 posted on 12/27/2021 9:43:35 PM PST by Viking2002 (Whatever.)
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5 posted on 12/27/2021 9:58:33 PM PST by know.your.why (If you dont watch the MSM you are uninformed. If you do watch the MSM you are misinformed.)
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To: MarvinStinson

Did Michael have Fredo’s back? Did Frodo have Gollum’s back?


6 posted on 12/27/2021 10:04:43 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: MarvinStinson

The Cuomo Gangstahs.


7 posted on 12/27/2021 10:21:45 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: MarvinStinson

What is this shite posing as journalism?

CC


8 posted on 12/27/2021 11:12:01 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Two (unrelated) bumperstickers I’d like to see:

1) Cuomo for President in 2024.

2) They’re after your children!


9 posted on 12/28/2021 3:28:39 AM PST by Does so (Americans had no desire for war in 1939 and 1941. Sometimes, War Finds You!)
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To: MarvinStinson

Seriously?


10 posted on 12/28/2021 5:36:55 AM PST by SMARTY (Republics decline into democracies & democracies degenerate into despotisms. Aristotle)
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