[srmanuel]

I’ve eaten many a squirrel, I’ve used a pellet rifle, 22 rifle and 410 gauge shotgun as weapons, my mother would fry them up make some gravy and serve with mashed potatoes and a vegetable

[Chickensoup]

Come get all the ones at my birdfeeders! I would pay a bounty per tail!

[Chickensoup]

Come get all the ones at my birdfeeders! I would pay a bounty per tail!

[Clutch Martin]

Squirrels... I have more than a few. The one I have my eye on, I call Brunswick.

[real saxophonist]

[moovova]

The neighbor behind me killed one of my windows shooting at a squirrel with a pellet gun (for which he hugely apologized and paid for a new window).

I’m watching 2-3 squirrels scamper around the backyard right this minute...danged pests. If love to open up on them with my semi-auto 12 gauge.

[outofsalt]

Squirels are rats with good PR people.

[Scrambler Bob]

Hack into the training View Graph presentation.

Substitute pictures of Dems. for squirrels.

Maybe suggest buckshot instead of #6.

[clearcarbon]

[Vaduz]

What’s with the line of cars heading to Washington D.C. for?.

[blueplum]

Pops always said you need two people to squirrel hunt. Because as soon as the squirrel sees you, he’s going to run around to the other side of the tree. Which is where the second person comes in. On the other side of the tree.