Leni Riefenstahl these guys ain’t.
Thank God.
The only kid that ever begged for a shot was probably Hunter Biden.
Hell, kid, just get Mom and Dad to take you to see the new 2 1/2 hour long SPIDER-MAN movie. The showings are all packed and there’s an excellent chance that both you and your parents will pick up natural immunity.
*followup commercial shows Santa reading kid’s letter*
*Santa stares out the window for a moment, then nods thoughtfully*
*Xmas morning*
*kid runs downstairs to Xmas tree all excited*
*there’s nothing there*
*someone knocks on door*
*kid looks outside to see a medical team that just rolled up in a white van*
*ghoulish-looking med tech is standing on the porch smiling with a syringe in his hand*
*Mom walks up behind kid, shrugging on her bathrobe*
Mom: Who’s at the door at this hour? Uncle Jim isn’t supposed to be here until - *looks at Xmas tree* WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PRESENTS??!!!
*med tech knocks on door again, a little more insistently*
*Dad comes running downstairs*
Dad: WHO ARE ALL THOSE GUYS ON THE LAWN??!!!
Santa: Ho, ho, ho! Mer-rrrry Christmas!!!
Aren’t there laws against false adverting for children?
what is with the singing? Yesterday the JBro’s, then another group, then collins? Now we have letters to Santa and kids being told they are super hero’s in another for getting it. It is BLEEPed!
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy this year. Please bring me a 12-gauge Winchester pump, an AR-15 in .223, a Glock 19 (.40 preferred, 9mm OK), and plenty of ammo for each. I think I’m going to need all of it.
Oh, and I’ll pitch some extra hay on the roof for the reindeer. The cookies and milk will be in the usual place.
Your friend,
Twister
Dear Santa, please bring me a nice enlarged, inflamed heart and an early death.
The reason the Demoncrats want billions in the BBB (Biden’s Blank Brain) bill for child care ( 3 to 5 year olds) is to be able to brain wash youngsters at the earliest age possible.
Hey Santa Nuke my town from Orbit
Well they’ve been pimping kids for a very long time
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Yeah, BOY. Uhh, this poor kid is gonna be getting hormone controls any minute now — ‘cause he is obviously saddled with loser parents.
Hitler would have LOVED the democrat party.