[Impy]

Hi everyone, back with the comedy skit, our special guest this week....

"What are you jerks like a talk show or something?"

"Kung Flu?! What are you doing here?"

"Actually, I go by Cyrus now, Cyrus the Virus, get it? I think it sounds better for my screenplay."

"You're writing a screenplay?"

"Yeah, isn't everybody. It's my autobiography. I'm still kicking around titles."

"The Little Virus That Could (have been grown in a lab)?"

'The Manchurian Strain?'

"RNA Replication, an Erotic Tale?"

"Those are pretty good, I'll run them by my agent."

So Cy, what's new with you, besides the screenplay I mean?

"Nothing much. Having fun infecting dozens of fully vaxxed NFL and NBA players, I love messing with people's fantasy teams!!!"

Swell. Now we will move to our guest, Former, that's right Former Jacksonville Jags Head Ball Coach, Urban Meyer! Or should I call you Exurban Meyer?

"That's very original, D!ckwad!"

So, Urban, how come you got canned?

"Well, I was a massive prick to everyone. I forgot that you have to be good at your job to get away with that."

I heard you kicked your kicker. That's interesting.

"Yup, I kicked him. I thought he should understand how the ball feels. He had the gall to tell me not to kick him, so I went to his house and kicked his family. Then I kicked him off the team!"

Wow, you're like Jon Voight in that movie with James Van Der Beek.

"I do acknowlegde I crossed a line when I long snapped the long snapper for failing to salute my hat, which I put on a poll outside the shower room. That was an error in judgment, I should have just kicked him."

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 15

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

[teeman8r]

Weak 15

Chargers
Browns
Colts
Cowboys
Texans
Titans
Dolphins
Eagles
Cardinals
Bills
Bengals
49ers
Rams
Ravens
Buccaneers
Vikings

Good luck to all

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

Wow! So it turns out that Meyer's "health reasons" headaches that everyone knew was really about spousal abuse by his close friend assistant coach forced Urban to retire. And now it seems he's retiring once again over the headache bit that he actually is.

What a piece of work. Florida, Ohio State and now Jacksonville.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

NFL funding 'defund the police' groups through 'Inspire Change' program

[Phlap]

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

Jeez oh pete's it's covid stupidity time in the NFL and the rest. They're testing everyone but not reporting on anyone having symptoms. Anyway here's my picks;

KC OVER LAC (KC on a 6 game win streak)
LV OVER CLEV (Tons of covid on Cleveland)
NE OVER IND (Would normally be a good game, defense and coaching does it for NE)
ARI OVER DET (not much to say)
BUF OVER CAR (not much to say)
DAL OVER NYG (Dallas & Dak get back on a 3 game win streak)
JAC OVER HOU (Relived of stupid head coach win)
MIA OVER NYJ (Turning 5 game win streak into 6 games, go fish)
PIT OVER TEN (My last minute switch that I forget why I switched it. Wish me well. Or not, whatever!)
PHI OVER WAS (Although I don't live anywhere close to the old Redskins stadium, and I'm 64. And I never actually played football unless playing with my St. Bernard in the backyard counts, I'll volunteer (no I won't) to join the team. They're going to lose)
SF OVER ATL (CONSENSUS OPINION)
CIN OVER DENVER (I sweated the details over this one, half way like Denver but chickened out in the long run.)
GB OVER BAL (Surprised at the consensus HERE ON RODGERS, WE'LL SEE)
LAR OVER SEA (Both on 2 game win streaks)
TB OVER NO (Tom Brady's are on a 4 game win streak(when does it end?)) Not Sunday.
Finally; MIN OVER CHI

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

Chiefs ; the game has already started and I forgot my picks, so if I have to forfeit, I understand
Browns- they're my team, so covid or not, I always pick them
Colts
Cowboys
Jaguars
Titans
Dolphins
Redskins
Cardinals
Bills
Broncos
49ers
Rams
Packers
Bucs
Vikings

[mmichaels1970]

Browns - Raiders moved to Monday.

[Laslo Fripp]

Cyrus the Calendar Confuser...any day but Sunday:

FORFEIT
PATRIOTS
COWBOYS
JAGUARS
TITANS
DOLPHINS
EAGLES
BILLS
BRONCOS
SAN FRANCISCO
VIKINGS
PACKERS
BUCS
ARIZONA
RAMS
BROWNS

[Red Badger]

NFL SCHEDULE 2021 — WEEK 16

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 23RD 7:20 PM CST
49ers (8-6) - Titans (9-5)

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 25TH 3:30 PM CST
Browns (7-7) – Packers (11-3)

7:15 PM CST
Colts (8-6) – Cardinals (10-4)

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 26TH 12:00 PM CST

Giants (4-10) – Eagles (7-7)
Rams (10-4) – Vikings (7-7)
Bills (8-6) – Patriots (9-5)
Buccaneers (10-4) - Panthers (5-9)
Jaguars (2-12) – Jets (3-11)
Lions (2-11-1) – Falcons (6-8)
Chargers (8-6) – Texans (3-11)
Ravens (8-6) – Bengals (8-6)

3:05 PM CST
Bears (4-10) – Seahawks (5-9)

3:25 PM CST
Steelers (7-6-1) – Chiefs (10-4)
Broncos (7-7) – Raiders (7-7)

7:20 PM CST
Washington (6-8) - Cowboys (10-4)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 27TH 7:15 PM CST

Dolphins (7-7) – Saints (7-7)