Posted on 11/29/2021 3:05:43 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
WAUKESHA, WI—The 2010 Ford Escape crossover SUV that killed six people and injured many others during a Christmas parade last week on its own accord without the input of any human being whatsoever was charged with six counts of murder, sources confirmed over the weekend.
The vehicle was charged with multiple murder counts during a solemn court hearing Friday and was subsequently transferred to the county jail with bail set at a hefty $1,000,000. The charges came after investigators confirmed the SUV acted alone on its own accord without any accomplices.
"Rest assured -- we will hold this dastardly SUV accountable," said a Waukesha prosecutor. "What this vehicle did to those victims is unconscionable. We will be throwing the book at this car to make sure it can never strike again. Justice will be served, and the people of our city will be able to rest easy knowing that this 2010 Ford Escape is behind bars for good."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
It was painted red, so one of Elizabeth Warren's vehicles.
Wisconsin abolished the death penalty in 1853. Shame on Wisconsin, its state politicians, and voters!
Is the driver next?
“Kyle’s bail was $2,000,000. This guy killed 6 people including children. His bail is half of Kyle’s.”
That’s what they mean by “equality”.
The SUV will be sued by Honda for trying to blame an Accord.
What kinda gangsta drives a little red Ford Explorer? I mean not even 22in rims...
Remember, this is Babylon Bee.
The Waukesha prosecutor released the SUV, but noted it would be under constant GPS tracking.
“ If so and the suv gets it the execution ought be interesting”
The cash for clunkers penalty
In China, it would first be stripped for parts.
What a sad state of affairs our world is in. I have to give it to him. Orwell called it.
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