It's old school.
Posted on 11/22/2021 7:58:22 AM PST by mylife
Carving the turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup turkey, you have one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be tainted forever. What better way to ensure you carve your Thanksgiving turkey properly and in the most manly way possible than with a chainsaw carving tool?
The electric chainsaw turkey carving tool looks and acts like a real chainsaw, except it won’t actually cut wood, and it’s a much smaller version of its larger counterpart. Though a chain doesn’t wrap around the blade and spin like a real chainsaw, a small electric knife is on the bottom of the blade to make it look like it’s working like a real chainsaw.
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Chain saws with appropriate teeth and cooking oil for lube are used to cut frozen carcasses in the article climates
Hang frozen meat outside..
I know - the manly thing and all that.
I’d rather just pray first, let my wife slice and serve in the kitchen, and bring the plates out to everyone.
Hey! Ronco Pocket Fisherman works! millions on Mexicans swear by them!
If we’re only going to use it a couple of times a year, I’ll just go to the garage and get the Husqvarna and save a few bucks.
Yessir...
Hilarious!
I like the Cthulhu turkey!
….I can see people running for the door!
I notice they don’t have a lot of sauce on that spagetti twirler.
That would be fun, but you need to dress like you’re going to a Gallagher concert.
I do twirl my spaghetti. But it’s at a slow hand controlled speed.
“An electric knife does pretty much the same thing and I’ve been using those to carve turkeys and clean fish for decades.”
I still have the original Hamilton Beach electric knife we got for a wedding present 52 years ago. Have the toaster too, but it’s in a box awaiting parts. I’ll fix it someday.
Too bad it doesn’t just attach itself right to your hand!
LOL!
Wonder if they’ve tried using a boomstick for turkey prep...?
Splattercocking!
A VARIABLE SPEED DRILL WOULD WORK...............
Heh, the concept just tickles me...:)
That’s not how you carve a Turkey. You actually remove each side first, a boning knife works just fine, then you slice it.
Full wrap handle. What’s the other one?
Exactly, get a real nice cutlery set with a number of different types of knives, buy them really honed and learn to do that yourself....a really sharp knife is so much easier to handle and cuts more effectively...
When I was a kid, my step father had me assist in ‘cuttin’ a hog’ ... removing the testes so the hog would be edible someday. We used a single edged razor blade. Horrific experience. I felt so sorry for that old hog I did all the feeding to himt hereafter and talked to him every visit. But he did taste good eventually.
This IS an electric carving knife, just tricked-out to look cool.
Decent gimmick, but... only for amusement factor.
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