Posted on 11/22/2021 7:58:22 AM PST by mylife
Carving the turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup turkey, you have one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be tainted forever. What better way to ensure you carve your Thanksgiving turkey properly and in the most manly way possible than with a chainsaw carving tool?
The electric chainsaw turkey carving tool looks and acts like a real chainsaw, except it won’t actually cut wood, and it’s a much smaller version of its larger counterpart. Though a chain doesn’t wrap around the blade and spin like a real chainsaw, a small electric knife is on the bottom of the blade to make it look like it’s working like a real chainsaw.
(Excerpt) Read more at sadanduseless.com ...
Why not gas
two strokes spit oil on the turkey.
Pieces flying all over the place...
Don’t look too promising.
Just buy top=quality, really sharp carving knives.
Could make disfunctional family get-togethers more interesting
Dude, nothing beats a finely honed blade that you can shave with.
I hope they built in sound effects! “Vrrooom! Vrrooommm! Ring, ding, ding. Ring-ding-ding. Bzzzztttt, bzzzzttt!”
Turkey chipper works faster .
And thats the point!!
it’s overkill. Even 10 year old kids can use a knife when cutting turkey if taught correctly. We’re cutting turkey, not bears or hogs.
“Vrrooom! Vrrooommm! Ring, ding, ding. Ring-ding-ding. Bzzzztttt, bzzzzttt!”
Aww Hells yeah!!
An electric knife does pretty much the same thing and I’ve been using those to carve turkeys and clean fish for decades.
Just need a version that is lubricated with Gravy.
This looks to be an electric carving knife wearing a chainsaw costume - brings a bit of Halloween along for Thanksgiving.
:)
Jim, thank you for upholding the great FReeper tradition of not reading any of the excerpt.
Because it is the same thing.
This is nothing more than an electric knife with "chainsaw" decorations around it. Looks toylike, complete with plastic "chain".
An electric knife would be better than this, in that it would probably be easier to clean and sharpen.
Hilarious!!!!!!!!
(Made me think of the scene in the original “True Grit” where Glen Campbell’s character shot the turkey with his Sharps 1874 Cavalry Carbine, and Rooster Cogburn snickers “Too much gun!”)
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