For the Olympics, I suggest that the Gold Medal winner be disqualified, and the prizes be awarded to the 2nd place, 3rd place, and 4th place finishers.
I actually can understand this. Several years back I coached a hockey team that dominated their opponents. At the beginning of the year I suggested we move up into a better division, but was overruled by the parents and the board. So we played in our division, went 20-0, won outside tournaments against teams two levels up from us and ultimately won the championship.
I would have rather gone 10-10 playing in a more advanced division than going 20-0 against far inferior opposition.
Just give them all participation medals.
And TexASS will just bend over and take it ... Spit