And yet my satire was removed as “trash” with no message or explanation... Awesome job admins... I’ll just post it to some random blog I make on WordPress going forward so people find it more ligament satire.
And yet my satire was removed as “trash” with no message or explanation... Awesome job admins... I’ll just post it to some random blog I make on WordPress going forward so people find it more ligament satire.
Sasquatch
Or his North American cousin, the Yeti.
I think I saw a bigfoot not long ago, but it’s hard to tell because there were lots of trees in the way. It was making noises like trees ripping in half and boulders hitting the ground. I saw something that moved in a strange way, like fast jerky movements both up and down and side to side. Then I think it left. I went back the way I came.
A buddy of mine got in the early eighties. His brother named her Sasquatch. It stuck.
Ah yes! The tire-slashing Bigfoot. A rare but mischievous subspecies!
There have been stories about ‘Bigfoot’ from all over the country - East Texas, Florida, everywhere.
I’ve always found it easier to believe in Bigfoot than in extraterrestrials visiting us in flying saucers. (Even the Loch Ness Monster is more believable than ET.)
Went to Glacier National Park a month ago and spent time in Kalispell and Whitefish. Had a great time there. No face diapers, just good people. Machine Gun Montana was fun too!
ha I know a law enforcement officer who accidently shot the tire on his patrol car..dear boss i encountered a tire eating rabbit and ......
I worked with a guy one winter in Big Sky.
He went to Kalispell to visit his friends for a weekend.
He was the designated driver for his group, drove around a corner and some moron jumpped in front of his car dressed up as a Big Foot.
SPLAT!
No charges were filed but it messed him up for awhile...
Suffice to say there is one less Bog Foot impersonator in the Kalispell region...
Sasquatch doesn’t care if you believe in him or not.
“I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a piña colada at Trader Vic’s ”