Posted on 11/06/2021 8:42:20 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Okay, we get it. Not everyone believes in Bigfoot or Sasquatch. But a lot of people do. And a lot of people have claimed to actually see the hairy ape in person. Bigfoot hunters claim that Montana is the perfect habitat for Sasquatch. With wide-open spaces and a small human population density, Bigfoot can thrive in Montana.
The Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization recently compiled data of all the reported sightings of Bigfoot in the United States. Their data shows which states have the most sightings, and which states you are more likely to have a Bigfoot sighting, compared to the population of your state.
Bigfoots avoid high-density populations, so even if there are more sightings in a state, a larger population in any area might scare him away from sightseeing spots. You’ll want to check out the more desolate parts of the dense forests to see one yourself.
Montana averages 51 sasquatch sightings each year. Judging by our population, that means you have a 1 in 20,000 chance of seeing Bigfoot in person. s It turns out, Bigfoot may be a little closer to civilization than we think. Recently, a tire shop in Kalispell got a report of a sasquatch causing a flat tire. It was a tire to one of their "loaner" vehicles that they give to customers getting service done on their vehicle. A customer returned to the shop with a spare tire on. The customer told the tire shop that sasquatch caused the car to have a flat. Upon further investigation, the customer was NOT lying.
And yet my satire was removed as “trash” with no message or explanation... Awesome job admins... I’ll just post it to some random blog I make on WordPress going forward so people find it more ligament satire.
And yet my satire was removed as “trash” with no message or explanation... Awesome job admins... I’ll just post it to some random blog I make on WordPress going forward so people find it more ligament satire.
Sasquatch
Or his North American cousin, the Yeti.
I think I saw a bigfoot not long ago, but it’s hard to tell because there were lots of trees in the way. It was making noises like trees ripping in half and boulders hitting the ground. I saw something that moved in a strange way, like fast jerky movements both up and down and side to side. Then I think it left. I went back the way I came.
A buddy of mine got in the early eighties. His brother named her Sasquatch. It stuck.
Got married...
Got married...
What’s ‘ligament satire’, a joke about bad knees?
that might be interesting...
Please elaborate.
That was only Ilhan Omar taking a dump in the forest. She has yet to learn what a toilet is and is for.
Don’t forget the one married to Klownie the Kenyan.
Well it wasn’t the Pope.
Approach with caution. It’s apparently unvaccinated.
Goony Goo Goo!
Ah yes! The tire-slashing Bigfoot. A rare but mischievous subspecies!
There have been stories about ‘Bigfoot’ from all over the country - East Texas, Florida, everywhere.
I’ve always found it easier to believe in Bigfoot than in extraterrestrials visiting us in flying saucers. (Even the Loch Ness Monster is more believable than ET.)
Indeed, a shared nightmare.
So, flying eggs? flying pyramids ? hollow death star not moons?
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