Texas School Book suppository:
True story. Back in the 90’s we had a 1 ton farm truck with standard transmission. We use to drive into downtown Dallas for various reasons. The school book suppository was usually crowded with tourists.
Now this truck with the manual transmission allowed you to increase the rpm’s, in 1st or 2nd gear, I forget now and one could turn off the key. Wait three or four seconds then turn the key back on. BOOM went the gas in the exhaust. Those out of town touristas would duck and cover! That particular morning there were half a dozen Japanese tourists taking photos. Man did they jump!! Great fun, made us laugh! I think we went by that place three or four times that day scaring the visitors.
Either your auto correct has a mean sense of humor or you don’t know what a suppository is.
Or both!
But in case you don’t know - Kennedy was NOT shot from a suppository.
Usually when I want to see a bunch of Japanese tourists jump in fright, I go to the lobby of the Japanese embassy, yell “GODZILLA!!!”, and watch the Nikons fly.