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These People Keep The Takeout Industry In Business (21 Cooking Fails)
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Posted on 10/26/2021 1:19:02 PM PDT by mylife

veryone has been doing so much more cooking since COVID started, and where there is cooking, there are cooking fails.

These people absolutely blew it when making their meal and are probably the ones keeping the entire take-out industry afloat. C’mon guys, how long will it take you to figure out you can just eat cold soup out of the can and be done with it?

1. Go To Make Pasta, The First Pot Slips And I Pour It All On The Ground. Make A Second Pot And The Handle Straight Up Breaks And My Pasta Goes Everywhere. Didn’t Eat; Had A Lil Cry

Via: SuitsandStripes 2. This Sums Up My Day. Why Isn’t My Stock Simmering… It’s Been Over An Hour

Via: ActualNameIsLana

3. My Friend Made A “Hedgehog” For Her 14-Year-Old Son’s Birthday

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1 posted on 10/26/2021 1:19:02 PM PDT by mylife
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Harold the Hedgehog..


2 posted on 10/26/2021 1:20:23 PM PDT by mylife (Would you rather have Questions without answers? or Answers without questions?)
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3 posted on 10/26/2021 1:24:51 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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I’m guilty of the second one at least a few times this year. lol


4 posted on 10/26/2021 1:25:17 PM PDT by Trillian
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Wasn’t that a prop in John Carpenter’s “The Thing”


5 posted on 10/26/2021 1:31:05 PM PDT by Bobalu (Figure out what you like, learn enough to be dangerous, and then start fiddling around)
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To: mylife

6 posted on 10/26/2021 1:32:04 PM PDT by Obadiah (Truth is treason in an empire of lies.)
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To: mylife

These are the people we eat first, although they may not have a lot of meat. It’s sad people today can’t even feed themselves.


7 posted on 10/26/2021 1:32:41 PM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged )
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8 posted on 10/26/2021 1:33:19 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: BBQToadRibs2

Mmmm Mmmm... weeners in aspic..


9 posted on 10/26/2021 1:35:02 PM PDT by mylife (Would you rather have Questions without answers? or Answers without questions?)
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To: mylife

10 posted on 10/26/2021 1:35:49 PM PDT by Trillian
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damn you Kellogg!!


11 posted on 10/26/2021 1:36:30 PM PDT by mylife (Would you rather have Questions without answers? or Answers without questions?)
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Wow, what cooking disasters. 🤦‍♂️😒😑🙄

Look, if the the Koreans can figure out how to something like budae-jjigae from leftover ingredients into an actually decent dish, Americans can figure out how to make a decent dish at home.

12 posted on 10/26/2021 1:37:11 PM PDT by RayChuang88 (FairTax: America's Economic Cure)
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Eh, put some garum on #7. That’ll help.


13 posted on 10/26/2021 1:37:56 PM PDT by mewzilla (Those aren't masks. They're muzzles. )
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Those are so sad. Why didn’t their mommies teach them how to cook when they were young?


14 posted on 10/26/2021 1:41:04 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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kimchee would make an army boot tasty.


15 posted on 10/26/2021 1:45:11 PM PDT by mylife (Would you rather have Questions without answers? or Answers without questions?)
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“kimchee would make an army boot tasty.”

Kimchi is yummy. Never had the army boot.


16 posted on 10/26/2021 1:54:49 PM PDT by TexasGator (UF)
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Once I was cooking a pot of pinto beans and the water kept cooking out of it so I kept adding water Didn’t realize there was a pin-sized hole in the pain. The water was slowly dripping down into the stove. What a mess!


17 posted on 10/26/2021 2:00:38 PM PDT by CFW
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Sauerkraut is my version of kimchi.


18 posted on 10/26/2021 2:02:36 PM PDT by Track9 (Agamemnon came home to a HRC type party. )
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This means something...This is important...


19 posted on 10/26/2021 2:06:35 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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Nicely done!


20 posted on 10/26/2021 2:10:17 PM PDT by nesnah (Infringe - act so as to limit or undermine [something]; encroach on)
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