[Impy]

We're joined today by a very special guest. None other than Superman hitself, how's it going, Supes?

"Honestly Impy, I've been better, like that time I got kicked in the nads with a kryptonite boot, that was almost pleasant compared to my current predicament."

Oh no, what's the matter, Supes?

"Please stop calling me that, we don't know each other well enough. And I'll tell what's wrong, my current comic book writers have decided that I.......like men, sexually."

"⊙▂⊙"

"Omg, you're kidding?"

"I'm afraid not, 'DC' comics must stand for 'Douchebags and Cucks' or 'District of Columbia'."

"That's honestly better than being a tautology like 'Jeb Bush'."

"So you....seriously wouldn't be interested in us hot cheerleaders?"

"I'm sorry, the Rhode Island Institute of Design graduates or whomever draws me now, have me dating a fellow with purple hair. And that's only the half of it, I'm not allowed to be for 'The American Way' anymore, I have to spout some UN propaganda or some crap."

"Oh Superman, how could you!!!"

"It's not my fault! They're putting words in my mouth!"

"Haha and words aren't the only thing, eh?"

"Ugh. At least I'm not the 'real' Superman anymore for some reason, just his son".

"Ding dongs, they are also putting ding dongs in your mouth."

"Yes, we all understood that's what you were driving at, buster."

"Hoho, look on the brightside Supes, imagine the new story possibilities. You could go to the Pulse nightclub, but little would you suspect that crystal meth you think you're snorting in the bathroom is actually deadly kryptonite powder!"

"I hate you."

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem Week 7

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players, get your picks in!

[toast]

Broncos over Browns
Panthers over Giants
Patriots over Jets
Chiefs over Titans
Packers over Washington
Falcons over Dolphins
Ravens over Bengals
Rams over Lions
Raiders over Eagles
Cardinals over Texans
Buccaneers over Bears
49ers over Colts
Seahawks over Saints

[DoodleDawg]

Browns over the Broncos
Packers over Washington
Chiefs over the Titans
Falcons over the Dolphins
Patriots over the Jets
Panthers over the Giants
Ravens over the Bengals
Raiders over the Eagles
Rams over the Lions
Cardinals over the Texans
Buccaneers over the Bears
49ers over the Colts
Saints over the Seahawks

[chuck allen]

Cleveland
Green Bay
KC
Miami
New England
Carolina
Bungles
Las Vegas
LARams
Arizona
San Fran
Tampa Bay
New Orleans

[HombreSecreto]

My guesses for week 7:

Broncos
Titans
Packers
Ravens
Giants
Dolphins
Patriots
Raiders
Rams
Buccaneers
Cardinals
Colts
Saints

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

Here's my Week 7 picks
DEN OVER CLE
ATL OVER MIA
CAR OVER NYG
BAL OVER CIN
KC OVER TEN
NE OVER NYJ
GB OVER WAS
LAR OVER DET
LV OVER PHI
TB OVER CHI
ARI OVER HOU
IND OVER SF
NO OVER SEA

[moehoward]

Browns
Chiefs
Packers
Ravens
Panthers
Falcons
Pats
Raiders
Rams
Bucs
Cardinals
49ers
Saints

[RainMan]

ARI
BAL
CAR
CLE
GBP
KCC
LAR
LVR
MIA
NEP
NOS
SF
TBB

[Rummyfan]

For the second week in a row I got the Thursday night game right. The Browns seem to have ten RBs on the roster. Now if I could only do that with the rest of the games... Speaking of which:

Chiefs at Titans. I think the Flaming Thumbtacks can keep the ball away from Patrick Mahomes (who has been off his game lately) by riding Derrick Henry. The man is on a serious 'run' the last several games. Titans.

WFT at Packers. The Packers? At home against a WFT with no offense? Since a Week 1 hiccup the Pack and Rodgers have been rolling. Roll on Green Bay! Packers.

Bengals at Ravens. Ravens surprised me last week with a dominating performance against a good Chargers team. Can they keep the big mo against a not-a-pushover-anymore Bengals team? Lamar will figure out something. Ravens.

Panthers at Giants. Two teams headed in the same direction - DOWN! Any prediction on how much longer G-Men coach Joe Judge keeps his job? As for the Panthers... Sam Darnold played to his potential for about three games and has since returned to the dismal level. But I think the Panthers have the wherewithal to overcome the woebegone G-Men. Panthers.

Falcons at Dolphins. Dolphins managed to lose to the previously winless Jags in London last week. Now, jet-fatigued from traveling to the UK and back they host the Falcons. The Birds are still dangerous and the Dolphins are not living up to the hype they received after a semi strong 2020 season. Falcons.

Jets at Patriots. Bill Belichick just loves pitting his D against a rookie QB and Zach Jones... well, let's just say he doesn't have a lot of options at his disposal. Pats.

Eagles at Raiders. Raiders have been a bit of a surprise and the Eagles ain't going nowhere as they say. Raiders.

Lions at LA Rams. For these Lions in the Colisseum (I know they dont play in the Colisseum anymore but I couldn't resist), it will be a slaughter. Rams.

Bears at Bucs. The Bucs are banged up but not so banged up they'll drop one to the punchless Bears. Bucs.

Texans at Cardinals. At first glance it seems a mortal lock - the undefeated Cardinals against the dumpster-fire Texans at home in Arizona .... So maybe it won't be a total blowout laugher but the Cards still win. Cardinals.

Colts at Niners. I can't figure either of these two, but Wentz seems to be playing better each week. Colts.

Saints at Seahawks. No way I'm picking a team with Geno Smith as its QB (Pete Carrolll should have assured himself of a better backup). Even with Jameis Winston as the opposing QB. Sure JW will throw a couple picks. He will also throw a couple scoring bombs too. Saints.

Good Luck Everyone!

[dfwgator]

Looks like Mahomes is quickly becoming the ultimate “Flash in the Pan.”

[Red Badger]

NFL SCHEDULE WEEK 8 - 2021

Thursday, October 28th, 2021
Green Bay (6-1) @ Arizona (7-0)

Sunday, October 31, 2021

Philadelphia (2-5)@ Detroit (0-7)
Miami (1-6 ) @ Buffalo (4-2 )
Pittsburgh (3-3)@ Cleveland (4-3)
San Francisco (2-4) @ Chicago (3-4)
Tennessee (5-2 ) @ Indianapolis (3-4)
L.A Rams (6-1) @ Houston (1-6)
Cincinnati (5-2) @ N.Y Jets (1-5)
Carolina (3-4) @ Atlanta (3-3)
New England (3-4) @ L.A. Chargers (4-2)
Jacksonville (1-5) @ Seattle (2-4)*
Tampa Bay (6-1) @ New Orleans (3-2)
Washington (2-5) @ Denver (3-4)
Dallas (5-1)@ Minnesota (3-3)

Monday, November 1, 2021
N.Y. Giants (2-5) @ Kansas City (3-4)

BYE: Baltimore (5-2), Las Vegas (5-2)
* Team Not played yet

[big'ol_freeper]

Packers over the Cardinals Thursday